OWO? YOURE APWOACHING ME?

Gay gay homosexual gay ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[gothboobs]

WTF Why you reblog about murder being ok? Well?? Do you hate alive people?

yes i love violence

[breadcunt]

Love how it phrased it as alive people being a vulnerable group

[thyrell]

vulnerable to murder

[moreforecasts-deactivated202208]

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

[markets]

talks to a girl and is immediately hit with an 105 degree fever nausea chills etc has to lie in bed all day wiping sweat off my forehead with a silk handkerchief and writing about my illness in my diary like a malnourished victorian man

[reserve]

honey that’s not the girl that’s your moderna booster

[primogem]

[ylfva-remade]

i forgot i was autistic and ate whipped cream

[ylfva-remade]

lactose intolerant. i meant lactose intolerant.

[queermatsuda-moved]

if light just said he was gay and swapped out the porno mags for GAY porno mags he would have gotten away with everything, i believe that with my entire being

“why does he have so much to hide” gay, next question. “why does he act so strange around L sometimes” gay, next question. “why is he so perfect and meticulous” gay, next question.

[memento-morian]

[professionalbeard]

[snakesandcherryblossoms]

[ur-stepdad]

this is so fucking funny

imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like

[locustsday-deactivated20240129]

Help really wish i could send this to my dog he'd be like "Lmfaooo me"

[unclefather]

mods are asleep. Post kermie sippie milk.

[unclefather]

[plaguedoctor1340-deactivated202]

[unclefather]

that’s not milk!!!!!!!

[morphimus]

kermie sippie powdered milk

[unclefather]

oh thank god

[tigerdrop]

drink water

on it boss

[tigerdrop]

now spit the water out

what do you people want from me

[viledeer]

NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT JANGLES THE MOON MONKEY AS A FOLLOWER OH GOD

[destroyablehorse]

this is, no exaggeration, the scariest thing ive seen in my fucking life

[viledeer]

THIS JUST GOT 100x WORSE

[figlandia-deactivated20220822]

so this is an older mod but as soon as I saw this on my dash I immediately ran to install it and OH DEAR GOD

I figured you were supposed to go to the playground in Concord to find Jangles? but no: Jangles comes to find you, wherever you are. You just sort of randomly turn around and there’s Jangles, idling behind you like a monkey-shaped harbinger of the apocalypse.

You can’t command Jangles, but you can reverse pickpocket weapons and ammo into Jangles’ inventory. This makes Jangles mad. Then Jangles will try to punch you to death.

this is hands down the most terrifying thing that has ever happened to me in Fallout

if you kill Jangles–and Jangles is leveled to you! this is not an easy fight!–IF you manage to kill Jangles, you can loot a Jangles Outfit from the corpse.

and then YOU can become Jangles and haunt everyone’s nightmares forever

[tenaflyviper]

Monkey see

Monkey do

Shoot the monkey

Now monkey is YOU

[dadpat--tactual-deactivated2022]

The Santa Claus

[transmortifried]

He has no commands

Can’t be dismissed

Th-th-th-this ape

Is fucking pissed

[cpt-mcshadow]

do you think

[birdsareblooming]

[guooey]

[bogleech]

It's them, the Five Guys

[ari-nemera]

very beautiful. very powerful.

[rosequart]

happy new year! i'm pretty sure both tags and search are broken because all the 'most recent' posts are from yesterday afternoon

[rosequart]

wait holy shit all the tags stopped working at exactly 12am UTC (the primary time standard by which the world regulates clocks and time)

[jaybird-rising]

Tumblr dying to the y2k bug is not what i expected for my bingo card but i will take it

[kandrakelsier]

The YYMMDDHHMM representation (2201010001) is greater than a 32 bit signed integer (2147483647) so things using the latter for timestamping are down (Mostly Microsoft emails from what I've seen). Y2K22, apparently

[xekstrin]

Y2K.....

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge

[fortinbrasftw]

so, here's the thing. tumblr/apple can ban as many words as they want and it will never achieve their goal of "cleaning up" this site because this wretched nonsense poetry is somehow now the single dirtiest thing I have ever read in my life and honestly thank god.

[hiehearts-deactivated20221106]

sorry

[distantvoices]

@kristinaxnagel on Instagram

[bumbleshark]

cousin it..... girl yes