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oh shhh-- my brains just fell out everywhere I used to have a different tumblr but it logged me out one day and then told me I didn't exist, even though my old url is still kickin' around... uguuu. So I'm here now, and I shall continue to rub my genderfuckery and nerdy fanfeels all over everything. I like Marvel, action movies, westerns, rock music, techno music, country music, webcomics, books, anime, cosplaying, drawing, writing, drinking, food, and warm socks. My GW2 Blog My cosplay blog

[mother-sauces]

Asks for people in their 00s

What's wrong with you?

Why aren't you a full Lyctor yet?

Are you done killing this planet?

Why do you keep insisting that you're 18? You're 4.

What the fuck does God see in you?

How did you do that. With your fucking baby necromancy.

Did you really just feed me your own bone marrow?

That's disgusting.

Again, what is wrong with you?

Are you unwell? Like in the head?

What the fuck?

What the fuck could you possibly offer me that would get me to distract God?

Fine. What do you want him distracted for, anyway?

What the fuck ever.

I'm going to fuck God now. Are you just going to stand there and watch?

[the-haiku-bot]

I’m going to fuck

God now. Are you just going

to stand there and watch?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[dwoodledip]

Hello I’m bringing you my brainworms.

The initial idea was to design a Fire Genasi based on a Comet because I though the blue tail Comets have is cool. But then I did a deep dive into comets and Comets don’t burn they melt due to solar radiation and release gas.

So I might have to go back to the drawing board…

[facts-i-just-made-up]

why did got create so many fucking beetles. what does he need so many for

Nobody needs that many. But like any multi-billionaire, God exceeds his needs to indulge his wants. The real question is: Why does God so enjoy an overabundance of beetles?

[bokkerijder-deactivated20240624]

pro-AI in the sense of "they taught a bread scanning computer to recognize cancer cells" etc etc

against AI in the sense of "we stole artwork from hundreds to thousands of artists, didn't credit them and didn't financially compensate them"

[vikingscarecrow]

i havent been here in forever woooaaahhh

though it looks like my instagram was automatically posting here for a while, back a couple years ago lmao anyway, uhhhhhh hi how are yall whatcha been up to?

[vikingscarecrow]

I've been quiet here becauae I've been focused on renovating and preparing to move. Lots of big life changes coming! Moving out of one fixer-upper into another is pretty much par for the course now. Someday, I'll love somewhere that isn't in a perpetual state of renovations. Maybe. LOL #diy #fixerupper #kitchenreno #kitchen #renovations #houseflip #whydoidothistomyself https://www.instagram.com/p/CNAQjVDDNLW/?igshid=drb4wuaebo0u

[vikingscarecrow]

Adze, a lizardfolk wizard. I love unusual class/race combos! What's your fave combo? He's very fun to write, and is the only route ending in my CYOA Adventure Romance novel that I finished writing so far. XD He was also really fun to colour! This was just meant to be a doodle, but I had fun playing with texture brushes. #dnd #lizardfolk #wizard #dnd5e #dungeonsanddragons #lizard #lizardwizard #digitalart #characterart #nanowrimo #conceptart #conceptsketch #reptile #lizardpeople #neon #colourful #artist #headshot https://www.instagram.com/p/CKLIf8qjZWk/?igshid=764ps0nluys5

[vikingscarecrow]

Meet Llyr! A triton rogue from my NaNoWriMo novel this past November. He's an introvert, he loves lemon baked goods, and he hates losing sight of hos party (he likes knowing they're safe). My novel was a choose-your-own adventure and his path is the hardest to get, but yes, he is a romancable option lmao. #triton #dnd5e #dnd #dungeonanddragons #dndtriton #ttrpg #digitalart #portrait #merman #fish #gills #fantasy #fantasyart #sideshave #fins #nanowrimo https://www.instagram.com/p/CJqsHGKDQFl/?igshid=5t6sur7xu0cz

[vikingscarecrow]

Super quick, rough doodle of a bronze dragonborn that I did a couple months ago. I've been so inactive here... oof. #dragonborn #bronzedragon #bronzedragonborn #5e #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #ttrpg #digitalart https://www.instagram.com/p/CJdbQPtDy7Z/?igshid=d9fmlegrt3ml

[vikingscarecrow]

Rainy fall walk in Sault Ste Marie~ 🍁🍂🍃 #saultstemarie #autumn #fall #sugarmaple #maples #redmaple #canada #northernontario #ontario #thesoo #vacation #cottage #cottagecore #fallaesthetic #autumnaesthetic #aesthetic #forest #autumnvibes🍁 #autumnforest https://www.instagram.com/p/CF0fef_DKZS/?igshid=ddbnwgrn9bhp

[vikingscarecrow]

A picture from my garden ♡ There's a little ant on this rose! And my silver mound makes for a perfect backdrop~ My garden is small, but each plant is unique and interesting. It creates a nice place to just bask in pretty little moments like this one. ♡ #garden #rose #ant #greenthumb #horticulture #photography #rosa #flower #nature #pretty #gardener #yellowrose #pinkrose #flowers #silvermound #shrub #plants #green #peaceful https://www.instagram.com/p/CCd7C_KDtdV/?igshid=fs1pxsc2876s

[vikingscarecrow]

My husband helped me fix my tablet, so I can draw digitally again! This was supposed to be a warm up doodle but I ended up soingg lineart, colouring, amd shading lol. It's Zevryn, my dragonborn blood hunter! (It's also the first time I've drawn him without his hood on haha) #xafrindnd #zevryn #dragonborn #greendragonborn #dnd #dnd5e #5e #dungeonsanddragons #dragon #bloodhunter #orderoftheghostslayer #scars #edgelord #warmupdrawing #art #digitalart #characterart https://www.instagram.com/p/CCbMjjOjbOc/?igshid=tbn2plyu7euj

[vikingscarecrow]

The trilliums are blooming! ♡ These are my favourite flower. (Trillium grandiflora, aka while trillium) Fun facts: Trilliums are illegal to pick in British Columbia. If any part of the plant is damaged, it might kill the whole plant. This includes the other trilliums that are connected to it through the underground rhizomes. It takes seven years for a new trillium to finally bloom. As the blooms age, they turn pink! They're a favourite food of white tailed deer. #trillium #ontario #flower #whiteflower #canada #canadianspring #trilliumgrandiflora #whitetrillium #woodland #woodlandflower #flora #plant #plantphotography #flowerphotography #pretty #forest #woods #nature #horticulture https://www.instagram.com/p/CAEKTjvDTaW/?igshid=1vhrx2p7p28an

[vikingscarecrow]

It's been a while since I posted, so here's a thing. I tried cosplaying a modern/human version of my D&D character, Zevryn, who is a dragonborn blood hunter. I guess he's an edgy punk now ahahah. #punk #punkrock #crossplay #greenhair #dnd #dungeonanddragons #punkboy #cosplay #modernau #edgelord #5e #bloodhunter #greendragonborn #alternateuniverse #xafrindnd #xafrindndau #xafrincomplex https://www.instagram.com/p/B8yoJJUDMzg/?igshid=1e6mc1ob4szi9

[vikingscarecrow]

It's Zevryn, your resident green dragonborn again! One day, I'll do a tutorial on this look. #xafrindnd #xafrin #dndoc #dungeonsanddragons #dragonborn #greendragonborn #dragon #fantasy #oc #facepaint #cosplay #dndplayer #scales #horns #greendragon #sfxmakeup #cosplaymakeup #ttrpg #roleplay #tabletoprpg #bloodhunter #orderoftheghostslayer #ghostslayer #dnd5e #nerd https://www.instagram.com/p/B7XlGCHjNVc/?igshid=qksliu4hw8gr

[vikingscarecrow]

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Surprise date to Toronto @ Ripley's Aquarium ♡ I've never been to one before, I was head over heels for EVERY exhibit! Especially the jellyfish ♡♡♡ #ripleysaquarium #toronto #aquarium #jellyfish #jellies #moonjellyfish #seacreatures #oceanlife #downtowntoronto https://www.instagram.com/p/B6wEso0jQfd/?igshid=anvpxhnao0uh

[vikingscarecrow]

A bit late, but Merry Critmas to all my critter friends! ♡ #merrycritmas #critmas #nottcriticalrole #nottthebrave #nottthebravecosplay #nottcosplay #christmasgoblin #poinsettia #flowercrown #goblin #sfxmakeup #facepaint #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #criticalrolecosplay #criticalrole #themightyneincosplay #themigthtynein #cr @criticalrolecosplay @cos_badasses https://www.instagram.com/p/B6lZaotDXs-/?igshid=rtcfn6d5ik0c