toritopia.

tori. 20. happy. viking. poptarts. canada eh. and i blog whatever i want

[handsomejackass]

horse people are weird

[railroadsoftware]

what does this mean

[evnw-deactivated20230112]

horses can see demons

[imanes]

the stereotype of the man being trapped in a marriage is even more unpalatable when u remember than more often than not its women who end up being trapped in a marriage with very few to no means of escape and that’s a reality for a lot of people and not just a joke a man tells to complain about how terrible his wife is when at the end of the day HE is the problem

[lonepapi]

*removes one earbud* fuck you want

[frankoceanfanclub]

when i get a runny nose

This is honestly so relatable and I’m going to need everyone else to step it up a notch

[swarnpert]

male country artists: i love my truck and my beers

female country artists: i am going to kill my husband

[punkgoestheweasel-deactivated20]

i wish i lived in medieval times because then whenever i got mad at someone i could just yell “shes a witch” and they would be out of my life forever

[dcphotography]

[sa2ha]

you: exfoliated, moisturized, glowing, just done a sheet mask, drank ur water,

the boy ur thinking abt: doesnt moisturize, hasnt even touched a face mask in his entire life, dusty, drinks soda only

[iliteeallydonotfuckingexist-dea]

The entire month of September is Halloween Eve.

[kittyit]

[musicals-and-murder-deactivated]

this is an acurrate representation of how i tell a joke

[teenagerposts]

It's weird how 10 years from today it could be your wedding day or your kids birthday but right npw it's just a regular day

-Teenager-Posts.com

[lagoonhag]

reblog if u remember when apple was a FRUIT, kids played OUTSIDE not on their ipads, and decomposing VICTIMS of the BUBONIC plague LITTERED the STREETS

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

The fear of progression since the dawn of man

[randomdeinonychus]

I want to laminate this and pull it out of my pocket whenever someone complains about how smart phones have made us disconnected.

[kimreesesdaughter]

I used to think I was being too picky but fuck that. I deserve someone who wants to know about me. It may sound silly but I don’t wanna be out here fucking with people who never ask my favorite color or if I ate today. I deserve someone who wants to hear my dreams just as much as I want to hear theirs. I deserve the same energy and effort I release. Fuck that. 

[vantagee-point]

Can I get an a(fucking)men 🙏🏽

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many memories I’m in.

[nalgenebottle-deactivated201706]

*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

which country has the most birds

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

portugeese

[nocked-deactivated20181125]

wait

[skypestripper]

thats a language

[luvgrease99-blog]

portugull

[noej]

nice recovery

[dayof-storyandsong]

don’t you mean nice redovery

[biological-warfare]

turkey, how did we miss turkey