Today Is Gonna Be The Day

Nashville Waters. "I see you tiptoe conro."

[toastbutteregg]

saw this on my facebook feed and thought it was funny

[observando]

[thetattedstoner]

[genofattolia]

[skygenders]

Fox news just @ me next time

[violeteyedmedium]

Reblog if you are an alpha woman who are unable to love, you support alpha women who are unable to love, or you just laughed really hard at the article title

[motiya]

when you feel alone and work is overwhelming just remember that you’re a part of someone’s best memories. no dialogue just your presence, in exploring somewhere new, a reassuring smile and support you gave, or in lots of laughter and sun. it helps the days feel worth more, even if today felt like it didn’t count, it did. you exist in so many ways you can’t measure.

[sherlock-is-ace]

John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work

[marisatomay]

drunk me is beautiful and powerful and i dont trust her

[ruinedchildhood]

[youraveragehermit]

The fact that I am not singing ABBA on a Greek Island wearing a Boho Chic orange skirt, platform heels, and a floppy hat while the world falls in love with me is criminal.

[uncutgems]

This is from “Old Gays Try Grindr” and i’m dying

[whitmanic]

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody

[alexoun-blog1]

This post makes me want to rob you

[whitmanic]

What and earn all of ten dollars?

[iamawandmaker]

Mamma Mia Wrap Party

[kristilynn]

If I could visit one even in history the Mama Mia Wrap party would be that event.

[8rujaa]

wish my hair grew little flowers on its own how neat would that be

[featheredmoth]

Good news! Plants can grow under your skin!

[d0nthink-deactivated20230224]

THATS KIND OF TERRIFYING THANK YOU FOR THIS INFORMATION

[featheredmoth]

You're welcome ;)

Ok actually, my cousin was playing with some other kids and he fell in a blackberry bush. Had some scrapes, but nothing too bad.

Few months later and he got this dark bump on his arm that was starting to hurt, and he didn't know why. His mom, thinking it was a zit, tried to pop it, but nothing happened no matter how much she messed with it.

Finally they went to the doctor and he numbed the area and cut in to figure out what it was. Totally normal procedure, right?

Well, the dark bump was something that kinda looked like a black cyst at first, but it was weirdly long. And it got longer.

And longer.

And what the doctor pulled out was THREE INCHES OF BLACKBERRY VINE

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

From everything I know about Himalayan blackberries I am not remotely fricking surprised

[cacoons]

[saiasus]

I wish Ari would do acting again :(

[books-and-cookies]

this was honestly a religious experience

[izumikoshiro]

[powerfulwizard]

im pretty sure the tomato sauce on pizza is the only thing stopping most white american adult single men from dying of scurvy

[spookynug]

Let’s take it off then

[powerfulwizard]

[buzzfeed]

Twitter roasts movie character clichés.