professional shit for brains

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Hello?

[frogandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

6 hour long fight at this year’s Tolkien Historical Society Conference about whether Middle Earth has bees, before I reminded everyone that the Rohirrim had mead halls, which means they had honey, which means there’s bees. Everyone sighed and the conference continued. This is the life of a Tolkien scholar. 

[apple-dandy]

It’s what he would have wanted

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

op why did you wait six hours 

[definitely-ellie]

OP deciding to wait

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[kinasin]

Shintaro Kago

[agpicklefeet]

I offered my rat some popcorn and it was hilarious 

[agpicklefeet]

He was like 

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[campmiasmas]

20 YEARS OF SHREK Released April 22nd, 2001

[ip2lb]

[rslashrats]

forbidden neil the rat photos

[greatestjubilee]

[excitementshewrote]

[hellenhighwater]

I’ll admit that this one has cemented itself in my psyche

[straightboyfriend]

my fav thing abt tumblr is when an 18 yr old & 17 yr old are fighting & all the 17 yr olds friends are like “stop harassing a minor!!!!!!”

[sanriodiscourse]

I mean, one is a child and the other is a grown us adult, so idk what op is trying to say

[the-witch-maker-deactivated2021]

I too remember the day when I woke up, no longer a swaddled and innocent 17 year old babe, but a grizzled and aged 18 year old with an ex wife, 3 children and a mortgage.

[alexredgrave]

Age groups:

Infants (0-1 year)

Toddlers (1-3 years)

Children (9-11 years)

Preteens (12-14 years)

Teenagers (15-19 years)

Young adults (20-35 years)

Middle age adults (36-59 years)

Old adults (60+)

Age groups according to tumblr:

Children (0-17 years)

Young adults (18-25 years)

Old adults (26+)

[valleydean]

what happened to the 4-8 year olds?

[joustingjester]

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[kingcounty-thotpatrol]

hey go fuck yourself

[drarry]

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

[paler-than-thou]

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson figuring out that his son is Spider-Man but instead of telling him “hey you blew your secret” and possibly freaking him out, starts quietly training him in correct police procedure (without him knowing) while also repeatedly talking about how he had issues with the old Spider-Man but the new one seems like a brave and responsible young man and how he would be totally proud of him if he were this guy’s parents

[galahadwilder]

Jefferson: you’ve got everything you need for the week? Books? Computer? Spray paint? Web fluid? Shoes?

Miles: wait what was that middle thing

Jefferson: spray paint! I support my son’s artistic endeavors

[drmariusvonraum]

AISBSKSHISGSIWHEJFSHSJHDHSUEHSKSHWKA

[galahadwilder]

Rio: okay but is he seeing that ballerina spider-girl or not? He seems very fond of her

Jefferson: well he’s very insistent that she’s Spider-Woman but honestly he always seems to want to act professional when he’s in the mask so I can’t tell

Rio: you could ask him

Jefferson: honey we need to let him have his privacy he doesn’t want us to know

LATER

Rio: I wonder if the new Spider-Man has a girlfriend he seems like he’d be very nice

Miles, sweating: mom are you trying to set me up with Spider-Man

[fishingisuniversal]

I’m sorry, but Miles Morales pretending to date Spider-man to keep his secret identity while his parents 100% know that he’s Spider-man is PEAK humor

[shobogan]

they invite him to dinner just to see what miles comes up with

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

Spider ham is the only one available it’s a whole thing

[gayshitanddadjokes]

I have read a LOT of these but this one is by far the funniest

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

LMAO

[gnomestabber]

great job being disrespectful

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

Tysm it’s easy when my pussy is so fucking yummy and not complicit in the murder of innocent people

[hawkeye1757]

Are you certain of that?

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

YUP

[tikkety-tok]

what's the chances of that?!

[adobe-outdesign]

same energy

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

victor frankenstein, sweaty and sickly: please fuck off. please fuck off. please fuck off.

his reanimated corpse son:

[aberrantemotion]

So I’m gonna kill your wife

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

this is my favorite reply on this post because for a moment I forgot the creature kills victor’s wife and i thought you were threatening me