[h0odrich]

[shiratorizawa-boys]

this blog is now rated t for trash

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

[alanturing-deactivated20211125]

definitive ranking of the moms in my art class

1. Pamela - brought fancy chocolates for the class, very sweet, calm and got along with everyone

2. Amy - nice to me, fun mom, gave me 4 pieces of palette paper while exclaiming “YOU NEED MORE PAPER, IM A MOM”

3. Anne - also brought chocolate and was nice to me

4. Mary Ann - wore timberlands every day

5. Deb - we didn’t talk but she made my fave paintings in the class

6. Tessa - wore all denim, asked me how to pronounce the prof’s name, i said i didn’t know, we agreed on the wrong pronunciation and both called her that for the entire week

7. Pavel - french dad, found out i was majoring in physics and asked me if i knew that einstein was a jerk

8. Andy - brought dunkin donuts munchkins and wore an “Old Guys Rule” t shirt despite appearing to be in his mid 40s

9. Gretchen - didn’t talk that much but she was adorable

10. Aileen - honestly not entirely sure who she is

11. Lisa - i think she might have been my middle school art teacher but i didn’t ask and she didn’t recognize me so

12. Susan - refused to use anything but charcoal and made me nervous

13. Tina - wore heels every day, had “my children bully your children” vibes

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

everyone tag yourself im pavel

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

im mary ann

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Im susan

[maulthots]

I let out a very soft gasp

[marazhai]

[zawehzawah]

i really like the idea of rey picking flowers very carefully and like, then learning how to garden so they don’t have to die??? and being very emotional about it. touches leaf and feels big gay heart feel

sometimes eats one of them bc. well

[genderdroid]

i really like the idea of finn finding her w/leaves in her mouth

[zawehzawah]

she tries to make an excuse without thinking and just spits out leaves everywhere and finn is like ??? why????? do you do these things

[queerwolfkier]

*sees good informational post about menstruation or uterus health*

*sees post ruined by “men will never understand” or “this is why women are badass”*

[burtersnerch]

tfw your plastic spoon breaks while trying to eat a giant gummy bear [ x ]

[thebootydiaries]

me: 

saw weed 3 times

has 7 gf 

has 9 abs

listens to john lemon

saw a google image of marijuana sock once

has 3 phds on english

you: 

0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf

0 abs 

listens to marijuana and the diamonds

never met picasso irl

never heard of john lemon 

cryign blooger with 0 phds 

bye sweaty :)

[thebootydiaries]

[waterlilly549]

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

[thebootydiaries]

[divinewolfgoddess]

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

[thebootydiaries]

[huntress-out-of-control]

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

[thebootydiaries]

[evilrry]

Too Faced Summer 2016 ✨🍑

[murrmernator]

It’s the 80s, mom. 

[literallyaflame]

i really feel a deep kinship with bees. they like flowers. they bump into things a lot. if they try to fight someone, they literally die. there is honestly no difference between myself and a bee.

[thehauntedmansion2003]

[berningsensation]

[rlyhigh]

yes Bernie get it

[haleyincarnate]

Victorious - Panic! At The Disco

[organas]

I collect vintage toys from the fifties and sixties, and when you go to my apartment it’s literally baby pink walls in the living room and AstroTurf as the carpet. It looks like a little kid’s nursery just spit up everywhere. There’s a vintage mobile from a crib hanging off my fan in my living room. It’s just all kind of like that. I don’t know why, I just like it, you know?