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bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
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good news and bad news
bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
good news and bad news
bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
good news and bad news
bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
good news and bad news
bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
good news and bad news
bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
good news and bad news
bad news? i’m not gonna be here anymore.
good news? because i made a grand spankin new blog for red i’d stay on this one but uh no
anyways i’m over at @villagcr now, sweeping up a lil bit come by, thanks
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“Do you think...” Sentence Starters
“Do you think we’ll make it in time?”
“Do you think it’s cooked all the way?”
“Do you think somewhere out there, there’s aliens?”
“Do you think it’s broken?”
“Do you think you can fix it?”
“Do you think at all before you speak?”
“Do you think it’ll rain?”
“Do you think we’ll find it?”
“Do you think someone around here will have directions?”
“Do you think they’ll be open at this hour?”
“Do you think we should leave?”
“Do you think we should go?”
“Do you think there’s something wrong with me?”
“Do you think they’ll be serving alcohol now?”
“Do you think I could eat this entire thing in one sitting?”
“Do you think we have a connection between us?”
“Do you think if we met differently, we’d be friends?”
“Do you think if we met differently, we’d be enemies?”
“Do you think there’s alternate universes out there?”
“Do you think this book is good?”
“Do you think this movie will be good?”
“Do you think we’ll become friends?”
“Do you think I can afford this?”
“Do you think there’ll be a kiss in the future?”
“Do you think we should go out on a date?”
“Do you think I can make that jump?”
“Do you think I could have a hug?”
“Do you think we’re lost?”
“Do you think a movie and some popcorn at my place sounds good?”
* — — VERY SERIOUS RIP VINE SENTENCE STARTERS
‘ when will you learn? when will you learn that your actionS HAVE CONSEQUENCES! ’ ‘ can i get a waffle??? can i PLEASE get a waffle!!! ’ ‘ go suck a dick, suck a dick suck a motherfucking dick ’ ‘ you better stop! biTCH STOP ’ ‘ do you ever like wake up and do something and you’re just like what the hec– fuck is goin on ’ ‘ what’s good, brah you don’t know me! you don’t– WHAT IS GOOD! YOU DON’T KNOW! YOU DON’T KNOW ME! ’ ‘ it’s summer i got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party ’ ‘ anyone ever tell you you look like beyonce? ’ ‘ I LOVE YOU, BITCH. I AIN’T EVER GONNA STOP LOVING YOU BITCH ’ ‘ BITCH I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO YOU’LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH, I TELL YOU THAT ’ ‘ and they were roommates! ’ ‘ oh my god, they were roommates ’ ‘ oh my god, i love chipotle chipotle is my liiiiife ’ ‘ this bitch empty YEET!!!! ’ ‘ WHERE ARE THOOOOOSE ’ ‘ THEY ARE MY CROCS ’ ‘ bitch disgusting ’ ‘ yeaaah. yeAAAAAH. ’ ‘ so no head? ’ ‘ THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU! ’ ‘ i’ll kill you. i’ll kill you. i’m not even worried about it. ’ ‘ ahh, fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this ’ ‘ aHH STOP! i could’ve dropped my croissant! ’ ‘ what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker ’ ‘ give me my hat back, jordan! ’ ‘ do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no!? ’ ‘ i sneezed! oh, i’m not allowed to sneeze?! ’ ‘ look at all those chickens ’ ‘ i smell like beef ’ ‘ i gotta go home cause i forgot to… vacuum my room ’ ‘ actually, megan, i can’t sit anywhere. i have hemorrhoids. ’ ‘ is there anything better than pussy? yes! a really good book ’ ‘ mom, i’m peein on myself ’ ‘ sorry, i’m on the toilet. i hope the ice cream don’t melt, bitch ’ ‘ honestly i don’t remember, i was probably fucked up. yeah, i was crazy back then ’ ‘ I WON’T HESITATE, BITCH! ’ ‘ just shut up and die slowly, okay? ’ ‘ two bros chillin in a hot tub five feet apart cause they’re not gay! ’ ‘ mother trucker, dude! that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick! ’ ‘ i said WHOEVER THREW THAT PAPER, YOUR MOMS A HO ’ ‘ you remember one time i liked you? GOOD! cause it never happened ’ ‘ if your name is junior and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hand ’ ‘ i’M WASHIN ME AND MY CLOTHES, BITCH! I’M WASHING ME AND MY CLOTHES ’ ‘ waddup i’m jared, i’m nineteen, and i never fucking learned how to read ’ ‘ whAT THE FUCK IS UP, KYLE? NO WHAT’D YOU SAY? WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE! STEP THE FUCK UP KYLE ’ ‘ oh my god why can’t you just take the fricken compliMENT ’ ‘ is that a wEED? i’m callin the police!!! ’ ‘ yo, drink this vodka down the hatch c’mon ’ ‘ it is wednesday, my dudes. aaaaAAAAAAH ’ ‘ there is only one thing worst than a rapist… a child! ’ ‘ get to del taco, they got a new thing called fre shavocado ’ ‘ *to the tune of ghostbusters* i’m an adult virgin ’ ‘ hi my name is tre, i have a basketball game tomorrooooow ’ ‘ babeyou’reafuckingbitchiwantyoutogetthefuckoutofmycarcauseiwannabreakupwithyou i fucking hate you ’ ‘ todays forecast we can clearly see that somebody got me fucked up. FUCKED. UP. ’ ‘ whAT’S UP FUCKERS ’ ‘ FUCK YOU, THAT’S WHY ’ ‘ he needs some milk! ’ ‘ you are my dad. YOU’RE MY DAD! boogie woogie woogie ’ ‘ yEAH NO SHIT, HONEY ’ ‘ oooooh my boy going to prom. fuck it up! fuck it up! fuck it up! ’ ‘ hey, how you doin? i’m doing just fine. i lied. i’m dying inside ’ ‘ honey, you got a big storm comin ’ ‘ i wanna fucking DIE ’ ‘ road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does ’ ‘ the yo-yo master did not answer, he just kept on yo-ing ’ ‘ welcome back to me screaming ’ ‘ you know sometimes i think to myself what are you waiting for you dumb stupid fuuuuuuck! ’ ‘ do you ever shut the fuck up? ’
“Your mother buys you Mega-Bloks instead of Legos.”
“Happy Toy Day!”
persistingcourage:
“I guess it’d be a testic– Oh.”
He does nothing but laugh at the poor boy.
“If a quiz is a quizzical, then what's a test?“
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“Hey, Kyle. Hooooooowl are you feeling today?”
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“You better not be here to eat all my fruits, Yoshi! It takes a lot of time to grow them!”
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“...Are you actually Ness? I feel like you aren’t.”
tazmily-farm-boy:
Lucas didn’t even wait for the potential question.
“…Red, no. Y’re not stayin’ at my house. I don’t wanna watch y’ burn it down as well.”
“Oh, come on! I don’t have anywhere to go, and I don’t even know how to burn the house down!