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Ilyukhina and Watney get along like a house on fire, Grace thinks they’re going to get together and that they’re fucking and gets sad about it.

meanwhile Ilyukhina and watney are in their dorm on the Vat doing face masks in pyjamas and talking shit and listening to disco. Watney won’t shut up about how much he hates Grace and Ilyukhina keeps their glasses full of booze.

inthegalaxxy

look im not much one for the whole coltland gentry universe only because its like 99.95% angst

HOWEVER

it is so important to me that colt introduces ryland to jody with the twin prank?

he'd call up ryland on the weekend and be like "you know that favour you owe me? do you wanna meet jody?" and ryland would grumble about it but then show up at colt's apartment later in the afternoon.

colt would make him put on some of his clothes, and the whole time ryland is just trying to convince colt that "there's no way this is going to work, this literally hasn't worked once since we were ten, we don't even have the same haircut anymore" and colt's like "i'm all over it, i texted jody earlier that i got a haircut, this will totally work" and they bicker about it until there's a knock on the door.

ryland hands colt his glasses and colt DIVES behind the couch (ryland does not like how flippant he's being with his glasses considering he has to drive home later) to watch without arousing suspicion (be so fr colt).

and then ryland opens the door and without him saying a WORD jody takes one look at him and just goes "who the fuck are you?" and colt's already sighing deeply behind ryland because now he owes him $20 and a favour.

sunthoon

Project Hail Mary fans after finishing the book and the movie

dcartcorner

and nothing at all bad happened

icarusredwings

When people say strattland I think of this. I dont think of them kissing or having kids (but I have seen cool aus where they do) I just think about her having a MASSIVE HR NIGHTMARE with Grace. Maybe even convincing him to marry her so he can't go agaisnt her in court, but really its just parallel play workaholics and one of them hates the other but wont leave their side because they admire them so much, while the other is very happy to have the companionship but also has this deep admiration that they cant seem to put into words.

Imagine trying to explain to your friends that you aren't dating your boss, your boss just needs you to stand next to her in every single meeting or she'll nuke the country.

Vise versa, You aren't dating your employee, you just demand everyone clap for him and demand he is with you at all times or else you'll nuke the country.

Eva pulls a mice of men on grace not for his own good but for humanities. Which in itself is a whole different can of worms.

Olysea jokes that she's his work wife, but little does she know, Stratt fordged documentation 4 months ago. That's his literal, legal wife (unfortunately). He's getting hit with accomplice charges whether he wants to or not.

a-real-hum4n

shout out to book!grace, who blasted himself with 29 atmospheres worth of 210c (410f) degrees hot straight ammonia, in the hopes that rocky would survive. who carried rockys whole 168kg (370lbg) down ladders in a make-shift carrier. who turned around for rocky, fully expecting to die of starvation. sigh. who was just a little bit more of a bitch than movie!grace (whats that one quote where hes like "if i had a nickel for every parent i wanted to slap during my career, id have enough to fill a sock and hit them with that instead"). who was purposefully given memory loss, so he wouldnt sabotage the mission (something he threatned many times). who wasnt "friendless", like he was depicted in the movie. i miss you so bad. you were everything.

cheap-slaw

Learn to walk again

cotton-glass

I made a quiz about ryan gosling characters!

gender-kenvy

vincentholdsapen

I'm suing-- I don't know who yet but I'm suing!

Thinking about touched starved Grace and BloodyMary and as much as I LOVE Grace desperately wanting soft gentle touches, I personally am insane about the idea of touch being PAINFUL for him at first. (Think Lars and the Real Girl). Grace not being touched for nearly a decade (maybe longer depending on the timeline) and he can't remember gentle human hands anymore. He only remembers rough hands, the smell of grass and the sting in the back of his neck. He doesn't remember the last time he was ever touched gently by another human being and Simon's hand brushes his and he jerks it back almost automatically. Like it ***burned***.

And that stings for Simon at first... at least until he figures out why...

#project hail mary #ryland grace #bloodymary #simon iron lung #iron lung

pikestaff

"Stop saying 15 year olds with weird interests are cringe, they're 15" this is true however you should also stop saying adults with weird interests are cringe because who gives a shit

themythicalcodfish

To wit:

switchelsweets

I want to share some wisdom from my high school art teacher.

In my AP Art class, there was a girl who was just starting to experiment with mixed media. At this point she was still playing around, trying to decide what direction she wanted to go with her portfolio. So one critique day, she brought in an abstract canvas with some rhinestone highlights and painted and real peacock feathers. She loved sparkles and peacock feathers so she thought she’d try introducing them a *little*. And after everyone had given some input, the teacher gave her his advice, VERY roughly paraphrased here:

“So here’s the thing… I do not like this style. These are just elements that do not speak to me personally, but I see that you like them, and you’re doing interesting things with them.

“My biggest critique is, I only merely *dislike* this piece. I want you to make me HATE it. Go crazy with the things that you like. Don’t hold back trying to make it palatable to people like me. Because I am NEVER going to like it. And if the audience does not like it, it should drive them crazy seeing how much YOU love it.”

Her portfolio was chock full of neon colors and glitter and rhinestones and splashes of peacock feathers and it was a delight. Our teacher despised every piece lol, but she got great marks and I think even won some awards. And more importantly, she was happy and proud of the results. Because she didn’t limit herself by trying to appeal to people who were never going to enjoy what she enjoyed.

Takeaway here: be as cringe as you want. Don’t limit yourself based on other ppl’s tastes. They’re not you, and you are incredible 💕

magnuspeccatori

This is the most inspirational thing I've read all week. Possibly all year

airymaria

I love the aro ace ryland grace agenda but where is the demisexual colt seavers agenda?

vincentholdsapen

I love this! (Meanwhile I'm over here writing Pansexual Colt because I thought I was SO funny for the "all or nothing" mentality of the Coltland twins

#project hail mary #ryland phm #ryland grace #ryland project hail mary #coltland #colt seavers #coltland twins #the fall guy #I am unoriginal #Or hear me out #Panromantic demisexual Colt

stiffyck

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

#godDAMN #I'm such a sucker for medical art #Grace is a FREAK #Good for him honestly #tw gore #cw: gore #blood and gore #tw blood #cw blood #cw gore #ryland grace #rocky the eridian #project hail mary #phm

bff0f7

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

adamtheredbeard

The full picture is even more heart breaking after you open the uncropped version. Just a heads-up, it's rough

“The Roman Catholic Parish in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan was just grafitted.”

afronerdism

Nah let’s post it. Let’s feel it. Don’t look away.

doobiebenson

butch-bakugo

I notice alot of my followers on here skipping these posts just to mess with my lgbt ones, suspiciously the white popular ones.

Heres a not so friendly reminder, as an lgbt metis person, i dont give a single fuck what your blog is themed or if this is too painful for you to look at. Reblog this post. Reblog this post with the sources of the 751 children who were found.

Your compliance and silence as well as the compliance and silence of your ancestors is what allowed these schools to open and kill first nations children. The children of MY people.

Dont follow me if you cant reblog this post or the one with sources to your political blog or your most popular blog. Add trigger warnings if you must but if your political blog is only focused on the harms you personally face like being lgbt then you need to see some bigger pictures and stop being afraid of angering your racist mutural or actually saying some shit about racism. If you can reblog some antifa graphics or add blm to your bio to be a surface level ally, you can reblog some sources on the genocide first nations people faced and still face today.

They were CHILDREN.

They were murdered in cold blood.

churchoftheconfusedchicken

I’d like to add this photo I took last night in Victoria of the statue of Captain Cook. Though I myself am not indigenous, I 100% agree that these murderers, kidnappers and rapists shouldn’t have huge statues and plaques that decorate them and say how “great” they were.

Here’s another photo of the legislative assembly from yesterday. Later on there were more items, candles and signs at the memorial, as well as a big poster with 1505 painted on it but I didn’t get a picture

People need to see this. Not just quickly glance at the photos and keep on scrolling. They need to see this.

Reblog this or just stop following me

ifiknewiwouldtellyou

I had seen the first picture of the church, but not the second.

I went to a “Cancel Canada Day” event and burst into tears - not because I was surprised to learn of the unmarked graves (survivors told us they were there. Our government pushed it aside, and we let them), but because seeing all the people gathered in mourning drove it home: They. Were. Children.

This is my country’s legacy - and it’s not history. The last schools closed during my lifetime. My Father went to school with students who lived at the local residential school, after it was changed to a boarding house (read: holding centre) for indigenous youth who went to local schools.

They were all children, injured, abused, and killed in my country’s attempt to erase them. I want the world to see this and hold the state accountable to *active* reconciliation> I mean we could at least truly adopt UNDRIP in action instead of words for god’s sake.

gayvampyr

here you can read an article about a survivor of the church and some of the things he experienced to help put into perspective how awful and just how recent it was

nothingweirdhere

this is the memorial at the vancouver art gallery. 215+ pairs of children’s shoes (as well as stuffed toys and flowers) cover the steps…

emptyingthespiral

idk why… but i want dan and colt to have matching tattoo’s….

And for some reason. I want them to have the ‘caution wet floor sign’… i do not know why that one came to mind… idk but just… some sort of funny maybe stunty type of tattoo.

vincentholdsapen

Please something like this but its their own silhouettes