vindicatio

Ibrahim - 24 - Queer - He/Him

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[official-penis-posts]

The penis

The penis has been freed

yes

YES

the penis is out

[depsidase]

[dazeylily]

[new to sadism] I'm gonna hurt the blood out of you

[sqooops]

[new to masochism] no 😦

[mrcenor]

reblog if you wanna a dick pic

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s been a while since I got a wild text from a wrong number

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Uhhh so warning for nsfw conversations below the break but I had to ask

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

They sent a picture as proof ig??? and I would like to bleach my eyes

[morallygreyandgreymorally]

PROOF??? pls tell me it was just a pick of the stuff together and not the activity 😭

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

The second one

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Update: woke up to this

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

This is the best question I’ve seen now I’m wondering if he doesn’t have toothpaste

[displayheartcode]

[zvaigzdelasas]

[podcastwizard]

i don’t know how many people on tumblr know about “verticals” - they’re cheaply made soap operas that are filmed vertically so you can watch them on your phone. they’re infamous in the acting world because of the poor writing and nonsensical plots - almost always has something to do with a mafia boss or a vampire or a werewolf - and they always have insane titles like “pregnant with the ceo’s baby” or “forced to marry the alpha king.” i come across tons of them on casting websites and they all have wild titles and descriptions but none of them, None of Them, have truly grabbed me like the title i saw today:

Dr. Fangs: He Prescribes Bites

[blackpyrefly]

[about to give you head] [doesn't know how to talk dirty at all] umm the huge cock store called they said they want this back

[straycatj]

かなりむりやり

Almost forcibly

[straycatj]

またもむりやり

forcibly again

[straycatj]

とにかくむりやり

Anyway, forcibly

[straycatj]

さらにむりやり

Forcibly more

[paperandpencilsandskips]

My uncle works at PEMDAS and he's saying they're adding a new way of fucking with numbers called "gleebing it"

[crown-princess-carrion]

“my sentient sword came out to me as transmasc, i mean, talk about un-she/they-ing your blade!”

[puh-dding]

[hi-im-kaybee]

fucked up in the crib playing sega playstation

[muzzlesbian]

the prophecy has been fulfilled

[gaynfl-moved]

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[your-sleep-paraylis-demon]

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

[gaynfl-moved]

[harvestspriteirl]

[mangonetics]

>"I'll set my alarm to a song I like so I always wake up in a good mood"

>2 weeks later

>wake up in a graveyard that expands infinitely in every direction with my name engraved on every headstone

[t0rschlusspan1k-die-huelse]

@vague-magnus-archives

[lakemojave]

Nice argument bro. Unfortunately for you, the meteor is coming

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

[END OF ACT I]

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[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID