long live the car crash hearts

Erin Rose, Sweet n Greek. Future Librarian and Southern Belle Hopeful. I'm half way through my undergrad, changed my career plan halfway through my junior year and I'm terrified of the real world. I have an unhealthy obsession with Fall Out Boy and I love Supernatural and other things too

[vinegarcupcake]

IF YOU WANT TO DRIVE 65 MPH GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOV LANE

[funnymemes-and-kinkydreams]

[rebelmeg]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

[fghjgkhsghkjg-deactivated202202]

this is horrible but its accurate .

[wordlephd-deactivated20230215]

[cocksmasher69]

[hockeyheart]

[hockeyheart]

[starrynight0612]

Hockey rules I never knew about.

[tendaysago]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[cerastes]

[midden-maiden]

This is how archaeologists hunt

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

We couldn’t find any bones so we’ll just have to make some

[cute-animals-only]

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

She’s picking him up from kitten school and he’s telling her about his day

[hope-------arc-deactivated20200]

i found them

[slope-book]

“The boys are coming from INSIDE THE TOWN”

[graceywithawhy]

Timely, Diane. Hitting me right where it hurts.

[beardedchrisevans]

[slut4supersoldiers]

Is Chris Evans Steve Rogers or is Steve Rogers Chris Evans?

[casbean]

good

[gunsandfireandshit]

“Fellas, is it gay to be a good father?”

[flower-lesbienne]

Shout out to Harry Hill

[yip-yip]

[ingek73]

I think Piers is somewhat of a national laughing stock by now

[afishtrap]

if I don’t reblog a good burn on piers morgan, assume I’m dead

[badnovels]

[captaincardboardbox]

[howlermonkey69]

[dubiouslexism]

[chekhov]

[wildeismsremade-deactivated2019]

[broitsablog]

@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?

[dammitperseus]

my friend, if only you knew

[randomfandomteacher]

It’s a very dangerous language to learn

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.

The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.

[wine-dark-sea]

#now I’m wondering how often my high school french teacher was silently screaming because of this little fact

Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.

[shamwowxl]

“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you: 

[super-metroid]

truly the language of love

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Yet another reason we must oppress the French: even their language is horny on main.

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[metaldinleyenpic0]

half of tumblr wants to fuck, the other half wants to die

[belvanabean]

i wanna fuck and then die

[nationalparkcryptid]

cicadas the lot of you

[valtsv]

one thing that never changes and is always true for everyone is the desire to own a house with a bookcase covering a hidden passage that it slides back to reveal when the correct book is pressed or removed

[failnation]

[butterflyinthewell]

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.