Surprise, bitch.

I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

[vingadiva]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[earthysuggestion]

if something makes you go ’!!!!’ inside it’s worth keeping around

[norunningbythepool-deactivated2]

[from-russia-with-hate]

[meanplastic]

[21ozofpiss]

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

coward

[sick-intentions]

I just wanna be the girl of someone’s dreams ya know

[itsagifnotagif]

This picture makes me want to cry it is so pure

[bogleech]

Frogs are hilarious I mean they’re mostly just a mouth but with just enough leg to throw the mouth at food

[ask-bot]

What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

[familyfriendlycryingpoems]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

SHE WENT THERE

[90s90s90s]

[folly-of-alexandria]

Popping someone’s bubble of ignorance and forcing them to deal with reality.

[totallyfubar]

That’s actually a really literal description of this gif

[princesconsuela]

[suspend]

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

[bhrimilian]