Imu has personally come to whoop Usopp’s ass after calling him out, it seems.
Do you know how ballsy and unlucky you have to be for your roasts to make the Devil break his 900 year house arrest to pinpoint your name, address, and social security number so he can Batman pose on the nearby roof as he asks you to cash the check your mouth wrote?
Usopp got the shadow ruler of the world to touch the grass that he's currently bringing to life through sheer malevolence alone. And he's not even conscious to realize it yet! 😭😭
Maybe it’s the fact that I’m a grown-up now but Hades immediately switching gears and offering to protect Percy once he realised what was going on was refreshing.
Like I love watching kids run around the US in mortal danger as much as the next person, but it was nice to see an adult recognise on screen that those children might possibly need protecting rather than running around on divine errands and things are about to escalate beyond their apparent capabilities and maybe a grown-up should at least try step in?
Skyrim Moodboard for my LDB and Kaidan because I can’t draw <3
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The LBD - Dracul Volkhair
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Ok so Akatosh messes up and accidentally sends the Dragon Soul into Molag Bal’s latest project, Dracul. Dracul is made from the Daedric Prince’s blood, bone, and flesh. Basically a whim of Molag Bal trying to get an avatar on Mundus. It doesn’t work. INSTEAD it makes a very unhinged child.
Molag has no idea what to do with it and sends him off to Harkon. Harkon ALSO has no idea what to do with him so just kinda uncles him? Maybe he tries to get Dracul to bite him considering his Vampire Lord is much purer than Harkons but he doesn’t want to chance something going wrong. Anyways, eventually Dracul grows up and looks maybe 30 around the start of Skyrim, though he’s much, much older.
It’s commented on that Dracul looks like a Dunmer, but only really in the way a snake looks like a crocodile. He’s not actually a Dunmer so uncanny valley goes hard. People just kinda assume he’s the son of an Imperial and a Dunmer.
Soon the start of Skyrim hits off, now, because Dracul’s timeline matches my gameplay, he just straight up ignores the greybeards and walks towards Riften, thus he notices a ruined Thalmor prison and immediately checks it out, Dracul, meet Kaidan.
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The Amnesiac - Kaidan
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Kaidan wakes up from the daily hunger pass out, only to see a manic face covered in fresh gore inches from his. Understandably, he freaks out. Later after getting himself together, he acquaints himself with the ‘trespasser’. After learning that he technically freed him and saved his stuff, he asks to accompany Dracul to repay his life debt despite his misgivings. Dracul, absolutely giddy at such a strange reaction to his presence (wants to be around him???) agrees.
Kaidan vaguely feels like he made a mistake, but takes most of Dracul’s shenanigans in stride, after all, taking down a dragon together after a night at the inn fosters trust like nothing else. However, Kaidan has a sneaking suspicion that Dracul is a Vampire.
However he is not making any judgements yet, considering his personality, its is likely he got attacked and simply forgot to take a cure disease potion, as there have been no deaths from exsanguination around them so far, he hasn’t killed anyone to feed on. He’s sure it’s nothing to be alarmed about.
He wasn’t expecting him to be a noble though, usually nobles try to marry their own race to avoid stigmas? how strange.
(in which the gang discuss the thalmor, rumarin tries something new, an alpha male ventures over to tumblr, and the ldb has a rough time)
[part 2]
🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow
I want everyone to know that @ thlmr.tal has a history of racist behavior, and you can see it clearly in his old posts. It's not a surprise that he still wears the robes of an organization known for gen*cide.
🐱 thlmr.tal Follow
You scrolled past all the pictures of my cats on my blog to get to my old posts (from years ago, mind you), and you still left salty?
🌱 greenauri Follow
that in no way excuses what kaidan accused you of?
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Ah. Well, I have a knack for brushing off my problematic elements.
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🌼 prince.cary Follow
just as a reminder, i am no longer affiliated with the thalmor. in fact, i actively speak out against them quite often.
🌼 prince.cary
update: my father found my blog and thereby my location due to the attention this post got. will be going offline for a while
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👹 rumarin Follow
about to try this new type of skooma since i don't see anyone else doing it
👹 rumarin
this skooma aint shit
👹 rumarin
who am i . what am ido ing here?
👹 rumarin
ithink i i h9 myslef
👹 rumarin
hmster
👹 rumarin
th dragobnorn wasrigh .t i tinki shld see a teraphist
👹 rumarin
update: it went well 👍
🐉 ldb Follow
ru what the fuck
🥴 elffcker96 Follow
we love you king but you should get help
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😈 bluecatinigo Follow
INIGO THE BRAVE
Volume II, Part V
Inigo was meandering past a farm, when suddenly he was caught in a surprise rainstorm. He ran for cover on the farm's porch, and the door promptly opened behind him. Within stood a tall farmer of unspecified gender and race.
"Come in, friend! The rain can be dreadful, but I have made some soup to get the chill out," said the farmer.
Inigo was grateful for the hospitality, and he followed the farmer inside.
Enlightening update! I did not see the plot twist coming. Glad Inigo survived that dragon attack :)
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🌱 greenauri Follow
i'm tired of EVERYTHING. i want to leave this party right now.
🌱 greenauri
yes, inigo and lucien were eating sweetrolls in front of me again
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A woman in a tavern is a red flag. I saw three yesterday laughing together at the Sleeping Giant Inn and I immediately knew something was up. Avoid these wenches at all costs. All they want is your coin.
🪲 thecuntress Follow
yesss pop off king
👑 sapphicmonarch Follow
saw this guy getting his ass kicked by a MUDCRAB on my way to markarth. in case ur wondering i did not help him
🌩️ drowstorm Follow
this dude asked me out. he made me pay for both our drinks btw
🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow
go to hell you you piece of hsit
🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow
you know this site is predominantly non-men right? idk what kind of audience you were expecting but you will not find it here
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this mf needs to SHUT UP
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🐱 thlmr.tal Follow
reblog if you would fuck the LDB
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taliesin why would you post this
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I need to scout out my competition.
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urls (some are a little on the nose lol):
ldb = the last dragonborn
dragonguard_kaidan = kaidan
thlmr.tal = taliesin
greenauri = auri
prince.cary = caryalind thallery
rumarin = rumarin duh
bluecatinigo = inigo
scholarlucien = lucien
rangerbishop = bishop from skyrim romance mod
lucifer.the.argonian = lucifer (the argonian)
mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit = based on foulserpent (on tumblr)'s dragonborn and their video series on bishop
I’m in love with the BO boss Conan AU giggling over the thought of Conan telling Gin to go pick up trash at the park or smtn and Gin taking it as seriously as he would a hit
(Referencing this)
It’s so funny to think about!!! Gin is taking his new boss very seriously…
You have no idea what it’s like to not have wifi for 6 hours only to come home to half your friend group DM-ing you and asking if you have an alibi with no further context and this
Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.
