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Here for the memes

[pseudophan]

dan and phil stun at opening night of death note the musical

[kness]

A Meditation : 68 Capybaras

Available as a print.

[anarchomikeism]

[ancaporado]

[wageronvoluntaryism]

Never forget what they took from us.

[wageronvoluntaryism]

For those asking how it compares today

[cheese-sample-official]

and also

[bmxpotato]

Mid-year 2026 update (this is without tax):

[slightlyirritable]

Remember this the next time someone argues that raising the minimum wage will raise prices

[bethanyactually]

to be clear, the U.S. federal minimum wage in 1999 was $5.15/hour, so a worker who made the minimum wage could buy the items on that receipt with 41 minutes of work.

in 2026, the federal minumum wage is $7.25, so a worker who makes minimum wage would have to work 95 minutes--more than twice as long--to buy those same items.

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[knightofleo]

[homosexualslug]

beautiful conversations happening on twitter

[dogpuppy]

[doubleca5t]

[wilted]

ads are starting to reveal the ancient snake defeating rituals

[vintage-noodle]

Omg im so happy i left my ex and im back living at my parents i mean what he was so shit im so lucky being back in my country never go live in northern tuscany its such a shit place to live as a canadian!!!

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[kuttithevangu]

The thing about the moon is maybe you don’t need to write a poem about the moon. The moon’s been done, we’ve discussed it. It’s a coin a mirror an eye a lantern in the darkness. It’s a rock in space. It’s the dang moon we’ve all seen it! Is there something you can notice that’s is more surprising than the moon???

[creekfiend]

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[ahappydnp]

What’s Phannie season?

it's basically our nonstop holiday season that goes from sep-dec because there are so many anniversaries/events/traditions:

starting in late september you'll see people reblogging the 2009 posts and origin story (dan's first video, then oct 19th is it's own holiday for us, pinof, halloween gathering)

spooky week and halloween baking (if not a new one then everyone talking about previous ones). then we've got japhan 2.0 anniversary in november so prepare to see a lot of gifs that week. of course the annual festive ditl rewatch in december and gamingmas rewatches

dnp also love to drop projects during phannie season (truth bombs, ii, stereo, younow coming back, tatinof/wad/tit all starting in the fall). they kind of just go feral in general so prepare for more posting and immaculate vibes from them

tldr it's the best time of the yearrr and everyone just comes alive and the dash will always be celebrating Something every day it's incredible <33333

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of smallness

[milf--adjacent]

Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.