Greetings, Fellow Human

I am also a human

[proxypunch]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If keyboards came with braille on them, we all could have subconsciously learned braille by now

[onlytwitterpics]

[gnarlygnat]

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

[hotboyproblems]

does it scare you that in less than 3 months it’ll be 2014

[youvebeenwarned-deactivated2019]

Don’t forget to drink some fucking water today

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[justcatposts]

[gardeninglovers]

zero light plants

[blackwoolncrown]

THIS IS SUCH A SPECIFIC AND SUPER NECESSARY POST.

[lionesshathor]

Spider plants are among the best natural air filters you can put in a flowerpot. They don’t just produce oxygen, they clean out other gases and toxins and whatever else is floating around the room.

Also they’re easy as fuck to grow more of because they reproduce by putting little mini plants out on stalks. Clip one off, stick it in a pot and you’re good!

[braincoins]

Spider plants are safe to have around cats, too!

[captainphasmaz]

Darth Vader but every time he breaths you hear a harmonica

[justlookatthosesausages]

This is one of those text posts you can instantly hear

[amanatsumikan]

[racheljeanhopkins-deactivated20]

What

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]

[qats]

so a 90’s computer hacker was at walmart today

[mfluder-blog]

everything i have ever needed

[dankmemeuniversity]

[factbot]

[despazito]

the second radish is 29 feet away

[tranarchist]

[babyanimalgifs]

Best of snaps 

(#1 @mister.enzoviola)

[teppelin2232015]

i think this is how i feel most of the time

[splafyoon]

i got u balloons

[teppelin2232015]

omg you are so cute

[closetdork]

i got u a cat

[tyrandes-deactivated20140512]

i made you a cake 

[mahouwl]

got u a party hat for the party for u

[atokniiro]

Streamers!

[crimepope]

hello friend i bring u anime

[felthief]

I brought happy music :D

[mankillercalledbunny]

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST POST EVER IM SMILING SO MUCH THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS LONELY GIRL HAPPY