Paint My Spirit Gold

You are not immune to the hurdy-gurdy.

[lameborghini]

[ruinedchildhood]

Sinners (2025)

[programmedbeasts]

I'm fucking dying at this page someone shared on Bluesky.

Behold, the Embroidery Trouble Shooting Guide that forgot to close its <h3> tags.

[lastfmuser]

imagine if people still took last names from their trade like fisher, smith and fletcher. imagine some guy introducing himself to you as jonathan podcaster

[scribblestheunicorn]

It’s him,,,

Ted Talker

[meangirlnurse]

i was a full grown adult by the time i finally learned what advent calendars were. thought it was just a neopets thing

[meangirlnurse]

as per usual......🙄

[miraculan-draws]

Some of the men yall tag as dilfs are SHAMEFUL. I was looking for dilf memes (it is not important why) and all I see is a parade of rosy-cheeked unblemished dandy men. Slapping a beard on a 26 year old in a suit is not a dilf, you are besmirching the title. There is a recipe, a Dilf Recipe. You do not need all these ingredients but you must have AT LEAST three: a child/ward/apprentice of some sort, crows feet, laugh lines/frown lines, sun damage, gray hairs, dark circles, Depression, intriguing battle scars/injuries/missing limb, Divorced, body hair, a look in the eyes that screams for A Moment of Relief, etc etc. Like the bar is low. Ben Barnes is not a Dilf. Harry Styles with 5 o’clock shadow is not a dilf. TIMMY CHARDONNAY IS NOT A DILF. You are all WEAK your blood is WEAK put that man BACK IN THE OVEN UNTIL HES DONE THESE DUDES ARENT AL DENTE THEY ARE CRUNCHY AND DUNKED IN WATER PUT THEM BACK LET THEM COOK

[aropride]

"never trust how you feel abt ur life after 9pm" is a spring & summer & fall rule. for winter it's never trust how u feel abt ur life after 4pm

[ralfmaximus]

"While I was trying to photograph the Northern Lights in the wee hours of the morning, my cat decided to photobomb the picture. Since I had the camera’s shutter speed maxed out, it ended up leaving a sort of ghostly image of my cat in the photo."

Photographer: Kristie Kohn

[aropride]

i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw

[harlequinchaos]

[mcnutcase]

People who don't speak government might not realize it, but this? This is as close as the President can get to saying "Fucking FINALLY, rot in piss". This is "I've hated him my entire career, I've done my best to undo the damage he did, he hung around far too long and never stopped being obnoxiously wrong, and I guess I'm kinda sorry for his family but I'm glad he's finally dead".

[lets-steal-an-archive]

just in case it wasn't clear

[theworldsoftolkein]

The Palace of King Theoden - by Breath Art2004

[snowyhobbit]

Telling my kids this was The Bear.

[bolin-san]

Sokka of the Southern Water Tribe

[dat4l0re]

[oceanchemgirl]

Data is going to fuck shit up!!!

[datastartrek]

Data really said ‘maybe violence IS the answer’

[teamjacobthot]

wow y’all actually like edward………I thought it was a joke all this time…………………

[validjiangcheng-deactivated2023]

[livsmessydoodles]

so i've been getting myself back into lord of the rings

(inspired by this post by @lotrreactionmemes !!)

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

ADHD (Attention Deficit Hobbit Disorder)

[kianamosser]

Ocarina of Time

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