Girl living inside ur estradiol bottle

(27/F) 18+ To live is to fight

[noelle-ism]

sorry i rear ended you. my car is.. in heat

[noelle-ism]

Yeah its kind of a compliment i guess. that it wants to fuck your car. so just tell your insurince that

[brilliantlgbtmanga-deactivated2]

[were--ralph]

im not a furry but recently ive been thinking about what if there was a global outbreak of a virus that transforms you into your fursona? so i made one just in case. not because im a furry (im not) but just ouf of safety if i need one in a pinch. he's very cute and fluffy btw

No yeah that makes sense like you always have to be prepared

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[catbountry]

The beginning.

[neuteredcuck11]

I want to fucking wrap my car around a tree and die

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[depsidase]

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[thottielamottie]

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

[egberts]

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

[dapperzz]

[winonaparadise]

dark souls font red state women's bathroom shitted in

[vanillagami]

[thememedaddy]

[homerfan1738]

[tamamita]

uuu

[cavalier-renegade]

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[ralseipastries]

she looks like a dog begging for boiling water on the stove

[gaylactic-fire]

Toby Fox: Tenna is a character who is driven by nostalgia and a yearning to return to an idyllic past that no longer exists. His fear of abandonment - while entirely justified - causes him to lash out and behave in ways which are detrimental to those around him. He has an unhealthy relationship with the others darkners in his life, who in turn exacerbate his fears and contribute to his worsening mental health. He is also quite literally stuck in an environment that no longer cares for him. At his lowest he becomes so intent on bringing the Dreemurrs back that he ends up hurting them and finally driving away his workers for good. In the end Susie understands that Tenna needs a change of environment and a chance to start new relationships, just like the chance she was given. It becomes clear that if Tenna stays where he is now (both in a physical and mental sense) that it will only lead to his own demise. His past love may be gone, but that doesn't mean there's nobody out there who will love him again. This message is only further reinforced by the fact he continues to spiral and exhibit concerning behaviour when he is kept in Castle Town, as opposed to being given to Mettaton, who immediately uses and enjoys his new television (who was an inspiration for Tenna btw. Have I mentioned that? Did you guys see the Mettaton Tenna parallels? Did you see them guys?)

Fandom: Dude can you shut the fuck up my toxic divorced yaoi is on