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Hopeless lesbian • 26 • I post random shit • obsessed with Arcane rn, sorry not sorry

[violentlanes]

Cassandra: Tobias, where’s our daughter?

Tobias: Oh, she’s uh heh… well, you see —

Cassandra: She’s watching the stray work out again, isn’t she?

[urpatheticowner-deactivated2025]

Pride month is over, and I DID NOT have anything REMOTELY lesbian happen to me.

[violentlanes]

Jinx: So did you finally sleep with Caitlyn?

Vi: No, the opposite.

Jinx: The opposite? You gave birth to her??

[visbabydoll]

Happy pride month my fellow Caitlyn Kiramman fans

like whatever you say pretty 6'1 rich british asian fem

[violentlanes]

Vi: Would you rather kill me or Silco?

Jinx: Damn, that’s hard. I’d rather kill Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: I wasn’t even a fucking option?

[violentlanes]

Vi: I bet you guys can't make a sentence without the letter “a.”

Victor: Hm? You thought you just did something there didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the common lexicon.

Jinx: Fuck you.

[violentlanes]

Jinx: Hey, that girl wants to buy you a drink.

Vi: Really? I already have a drink. Do you think she would buy me mozzarella sticks?

(Caitlyn bought her mozzarella sticks)

[violentlanes]

Vi: Jayce, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Jayce: Vi, I pity you because you’re dumb.

[violentlanes]

Jinx: If I’m lying, then why aren’t my pants on fire?

Caitlyn: That’s not —

Jinx: Case closed. I’m innocent.

[violentlanes]

Jayce: Hey Vi, can I have some dating advice?

Vi: Just because I’m with Caitlyn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

[violentlanes]

Vi: Okay would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?

Jayce: A matter baby?

Vi: Yeah

Jayce: What’s a matter baby?

Vi, trying to hold in a laugh: Nothing, sugar, what’s a matter with you?

Jayce: Heheh

*Both start laughing*

[violentlanes]

ITS 4:37 AM AND I JUST REALIZED THAT VI HAS THAT BILLIE EILLISH SMIRK AND SMILE?? PLUS THE EYES?? please send me help.

[violentlanes]

Jinx: Do I look like Vi to you?

Caitlyn : No, not really.

Jinx: Then why are you constantly trying to screw me over?

[violentlanes]

Caitlyn: I can’t eat this steak, Vi. It’s too hot.

Vi: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Caitlyn:

Ekko: heh

Jinx, sets down her cutlery: One normal dinner… that’s all I asked for.

[chibi213]

Found this on reddit and thought I would share.

[violentlanes]

Vi, sees Caitlyn: Wow, that is a beautiful girl right there.

Claggor: Why don’t you say something to her?

Mylo: Yeah, just say something to her.

Vi: Shawtie, what that thang do?

Claggor: No —

*All three look down in disappointment*

[violentlanes]

*The trio baking cookies*

Jinx, points at a cookie: Hey, this one looks like a heart (hands it to Vi). That’s how I feel about you.

Vi: *instantly sobs*

Jinx, points at another: And that looks like Michigan (hands it Caitlyn). That’s how I feel about you.

Caitlyn: What does that mean —