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Hopeless lesbian • 26 • I post random shit • obsessed with Arcane rn, sorry not sorry

[violentlanes]

Cassandra: Tobias, where’s our daughter?

Tobias: Oh, she’s uh heh… well, you see —

Cassandra: She’s watching the stray work out again, isn’t she?

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Wrote a little something if you want to take a read :) definitely caitvi related. Here’s the ao3 link!

[urpatheticowner-deactivated2025]

Pride month is over, and I DID NOT have anything REMOTELY lesbian happen to me.

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Jinx: So did you finally sleep with Caitlyn?

Vi: No, the opposite.

Jinx: The opposite? You gave birth to her??

[visbabydoll]

Happy pride month my fellow Caitlyn Kiramman fans

like whatever you say pretty 6'1 rich british asian fem

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Vi: Would you rather kill me or Silco?

Jinx: Damn, that’s hard. I’d rather kill Caitlyn.

Caitlyn: I wasn’t even a fucking option?

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Jinx: Hey, that girl wants to buy you a drink.

Vi: Really? I already have a drink. Do you think she would buy me mozzarella sticks?

(Caitlyn bought her mozzarella sticks)

[violentlanes]

Vi: Jayce, don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Jayce: Vi, I pity you because you’re dumb.

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Jinx: If I’m lying, then why aren’t my pants on fire?

Caitlyn: That’s not —

Jinx: Case closed. I’m innocent.

[violentlanes]

Jayce: Hey Vi, can I have some dating advice?

Vi: Just because I’m with Caitlyn doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Vi: Okay would you rather eat a baby goat or a matter baby?

Jayce: A matter baby?

Vi: Yeah

Jayce: What’s a matter baby?

Vi, trying to hold in a laugh: Nothing, sugar, what’s a matter with you?

Jayce: Heheh

*Both start laughing*

[violentlanes]

ITS 4:37 AM AND I JUST REALIZED THAT VI HAS THAT BILLIE EILLISH SMIRK AND SMILE?? PLUS THE EYES?? please send me help.

[violentlanes]

Jinx: Do I look like Vi to you?

Caitlyn : No, not really.

Jinx: Then why are you constantly trying to screw me over?

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Caitlyn: I can’t eat this steak, Vi. It’s too hot.

Vi: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Caitlyn:

Ekko: heh

Jinx, sets down her cutlery: One normal dinner… that’s all I asked for.

[chibi213]

Found this on reddit and thought I would share.

[violentlanes]

Vi, sees Caitlyn: Wow, that is a beautiful girl right there.

Claggor: Why don’t you say something to her?

Mylo: Yeah, just say something to her.

Vi: Shawtie, what that thang do?

Claggor: No —

*All three look down in disappointment*

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*The trio baking cookies*

Jinx, points at a cookie: Hey, this one looks like a heart (hands it to Vi). That’s how I feel about you.

Vi: *instantly sobs*

Jinx, points at another: And that looks like Michigan (hands it Caitlyn). That’s how I feel about you.

Caitlyn: What does that mean —