Alexei: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Bob: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. John: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Yelena: Will John be okay? Bucky: They won’t be when I find them. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Yelena: I made tea. Ava: I don't want tea. Yelena: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Ava: Then why did you tell me? Yelena: It's a conversation starter. Ava: It's a horrible conversation starter. Yelena: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Alexei: What do you all intend on majoring in? The Void: Respecting women. Yelena: Minecraft. Bucky: Criminal justice and psychology. Bob: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life! Ava: Minecraft as well.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Alexei: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Bob: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.










