#funny mcu

[societyfolklore]

Bucky: Why do you talk so much? Sam: To fill the void left by your personality.

[violentlynerdythoughts]

Alexei: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it. Bob: Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side. John: YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Yelena: Will John be okay? Bucky: They won’t be when I find them. ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Yelena: I made tea. Ava: I don't want tea. Yelena: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Ava: Then why did you tell me? Yelena: It's a conversation starter. Ava: It's a horrible conversation starter. Yelena: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Alexei: What do you all intend on majoring in? The Void: Respecting women. Yelena: Minecraft. Bucky: Criminal justice and psychology. Bob: I'm terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life! Ava: Minecraft as well.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Alexei: I’m not so sure you’re stakeout material. Bob: I’m a chronic insomniac, I was born for this.

[traveller-of-the-knight]

Local man buys disabled fish, what happens next will shock you!

[winterspiderpurrs]

Okay okay but the thought of Sam or Clint having to sit Peter and Steve down to explain how back in there day, if they wanted to call long distance - they bought a card that had minutes on it, and you would dial the number on the card to see how many minutes you had before you could call and speak to someone from any landline phone.

Tony would be a little fascinated by this too, cause he had money so he never had to do that. He had one of the first car phones and cell phones back in the day.

[melancholypancakes]

*Loki and Sylvie arguing*

*Y/n Lokidóttir just looking at both of them annoyed*

Y/n: Alright! That's ENOUGH!

*Y/n yells pushing the two loki's away from each other as her hands glow green from her magic forcing them apart*

Y/n: Dad, Mom! This arguing isn't going to get us off this damn planet and blaming each other not helping either so would both of you learn to be civilized!

*Y/n huffs from pouring her anger out like that while her father and Sylvie were in shock by the teenager anger*

*Sylvie was mainly shocked that Y/n called her "Mom"*

Sylvie:...

Loki:...

Sylvie: Did you just call me m-mom?...

*Sylvie covers her mouth trying not to smile*

Y/n: Yeah, so? You are my mom. You are a variant version of my dad, a female version. Therefore in fact, you are my mom.

*Y/n just realized what she just said as Sylvie starts tearing up*

Y/n: Mom- Sylvie I-

*Sylvie embraces the mini Lokidóttir smiling like an idiot*

Sylvie: I never had children before, let alone a daughter!

*Loki looking at Y/n with a smug look, who is clearly uncomfortable with affection*

Loki: aw, what's wrong Y/n? hug you're mother~

* Y/n grumbles at her father's teasing as she hugs Sylvie back awkwardly and Sylvie wipes her tears still smiling*

Loki: I'm just going to make this more uncomfortable.

*Loki group hugs Sylvie and Y/n*

*Y/n groans and blushes*

Y/n: At least, you two finally stopped biting at each other's throats...

[winterseige]

sersi and druig's relationship

the eternals is a family that i would have loved to see each dynamic with each other and when i felt after watching it is i wanted to see how druig and sersi interacts especially :

SPOILERS BELOW!

this scene was so funny to me not gonna lie watching it over and over again makes me giggle and throw a fit

druig throwing that MEAN SWING on sprite like he waited to do that his whole life

sersi going :o druig, sounding concerned even when sprite stabbed her

and druig throwing that stone iCANNNNT BREAHTE

and then druig giving his hand

i would love to see their relationship over the times they were at the domo cause i see sersi as the doting sister and druig being moody but still was happy for her when she got married to ikaris...

sigh.. i love this movie

[holylulusworld]

Trash humor coz m in a mood today …😏

I shouldn't have laughed so hard. 👀😂😂😋

[didujustcallmedumb]

Natasha: So, everybody has to do everything you say this month because…?

Y/N exasperatedly: becauseeeee it’s June, June is pride month, which is MY month. That means if you say no to me, you’re being homophobic.

Natasha: I’m literally gay-