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MY BEST FRIEND WHO SPOILS ME ROTTEN SURPRISED ME WITH THIS AT A HOTPOT RESTAURANT AND I WAS TOO FLUSTERED TO BEHAVE LIKE A PROPER HUMAN BEING IN PUBLIC
I also viewed it sideways at first AND NOW THAT ITS UPRIGHT ITS EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL BC DAMEN IS CARRYING LAURENT AND IMMA DIE
(and those giant feet slippers that I wanted but she couldn’t find BUT SHE PUT THEM ON LAURENT SO ITS EVEN BETTER bc let’s be real if I wore them I’d fall down the stairs)
ty for stealing this one much appreciated
people in the notes suggesting it was "improper" for the juror to do this or that it "introduced bias" to the court proceeding 🙄 the ice agent in question accused a moc of assaulting him / resisting arrest. how is the agent being a white supremacist not relevant. what universe are you living in
A juror was held in criminal contempt and fined more than $11k for researching his case online. The man, named as Stephen Miele, told other
As a member of the world’s SECOND oldest profession, I assure you this is just one of many ways the justice system is systematically fucked up.
For anyone who wants to know how to fact check something you are told while on jury duty without getting fined:
First, you need to understand that the rule that jurors can’t just google things is coming from a good place. Like imagine that you are on a jury that’s considering, say, a medical malpractice lawsuit and one of your fellow jurors comes into the jury room and says to you, “I think the victim’s expert was lying because WebMD totally contradicts everything they said.”
And you might be like, “But WebMD is notoriously unreliable website and the expert you’re talking about is a researcher from Mayo Clinic.” But this person cannot be swayed.
Like, we can all agree that would be bad.
So even though these rules can contribute to unjust outcomes as in the case above (and seriously, the fact that the defense attorney didn’t fact check that is probably grounds for legal malpractice), they also prevent jurors from just looking up bullshit online and taking it more seriously than the actual experts the court has put on. And I think in the era of anti-vaxxers/QAnon/COVID denial/etc., we can all understand why it’s a bad idea to trust that people can tell fact from bullshit online.
So in light of this, how do you as a juror fact check something?
The key here is that you have to ask the court for information. Jurors can ask questions of the court during deliberations, so if something you said sounds off to you, you can ask for more information.
The key term you want to use here is “credibility.”
The job of a jury is to decide what are called “questions of fact.” Long before the trial even starts, lawyers will have hashed out all the “questions of law” --- like, what the statute of limitations is; what laws, exactly, were allegedly broken; whether the court you’re in even has jurisdiction; stuff like that. Jurors are responsible for deciding which side’s version of the facts has more credibility.
For instance, if the prosecution’s witness says X and the defense’s witness says Y, the jury is responsible for deciding which is true, X or Y. And you do this by weighing which one is more credible.
So in this case, if the juror had known to, he could have told the judge, “In order to properly assess the ICE agent’s credibility, I need more information about his tattoo. I have doubts about whether he was telling the truth about it, which would impact how credible I would find his testimony. Can the agent please provide evidence that it really is what he says it is?”
There are a lot of problems with our legal system, and I think one of the biggest is that jurors aren’t educated about what they can and can’t do. Juries have a lot of power, if (and only if) they know how to use it.
Reblogging for that last post, because frankly, “what to do as a juror” is one of those things the schools should really be teaching us. Serving on a jury is one of the most powerful rights of citizenship and everyone should be educated in how to exercise it correctly.
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dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy
whats grundlous mean
of or pertaining to grundle
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"You shouldn't mock spiritual beliefs!"
Like... any of them???
My old Baptist church believes that women can't experience sexual pleasure. I'm gonna mock that belief until I die and I hope people continue mocking them for it after. I will wave a dildo at a pastor, see if I don't.
Some spiritual beliefs are A) straight up provably incorrect, B) bigoted / prejudiced / immoral / harmful, or C) the awful combo of both.
Sure, you shouldn't mock someone for their harmless personal beliefs, but the instant they start hurting people with them I'm breaking out the memes idc
we need to turn bill cipher into a tumblr sillyman the way we’re doing with spamton. enough with the sexyman nonsense hes a little fucking triangle with the personality of eric andre
let him retire. let him be a silly little guy
every day. every single day i wish my taxes went to making the train and the hospital free instead of innovating new ways to kill people in other countries
In my opinion the key to understanding how to play Sherlock Holmes' character is to understand that his asshole energy is actually pretty low. This is a common mistake made by many great actors. His asshole energy is no higher than the common man's. What he does have is nearly LETHAL levels of bitch energy. Whichever neuron in the brain that senses when the bitch levels are too high and sends out the anti bitch hormone Holmes was born without. Like you're right Sherlock should never just be played as a nice guy but his abrasive and off-putting behaviors are due to bitch energy not asshole energy. It's a subtle difference but a vital one. Don't fight me guys I know a scientist
This is why aliens don’t want us in their Starfleet.
Are you fucking kidding this is why aliens should be begging us to join their Starfleet. The precision?? The CONTROL?? The absolute mastery this driver has over their 20+ ton of steel is superhuman. This person could weave a mothership through an asteroid belt without making a single scratch on the hull. Foh “aliens don’t want us” aliens should be sucking our dicks.
okay, but that is going to be terrible tea, like it didn’t steep at all
happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.
Non-Natives reblogging this are great and wonderful
i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror
“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’
WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’
WHY IS THIS WORKING
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun
“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”
“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”
“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”
“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”
if u just want to see relationships in the things you read go read some romance. i swear its more effective that the panel youre attached to of two guys together in your shounen manga
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the purest form of love is necromancy.
you loved them so dearly you literally cannot live without them? you need them so badly that you would resort to staining your very soul to get them home? you dream of their love and their warmth and you are willing to let your heart grow cold to feel it again? no deeper love exists.
typical dark lord except he raises the protagonist because holy shit their family is super screwed up??? and he will NOT tolerate bad families in his future kingdom of darkness. also yes it's a kingdom of darkness but the dark lord isn't a *tyrant* ok, everyone gets free food and suport when they need because holy shit is the world outside BAD
the protagonist after a month of being with the dark lord: dad can you help me out here?
the dark lord, tearing up: y-yes my child...,,.....
dark lord: YOU SHALL PAY FOR YOUR SINS, MORTAL
his assistant and #1 henchman, next to him: he said you are going to a trial so our Bloody Jury can condeem you for your greed- no no no, child, we are having a reunion, leave your dad alone-
dark lord: nonono, let them here- what do you want?
the protagonist, 9 years old, holding a cat: he broke another jar. he is naughty. put him on trial.
dark lord: as you wish, child
the guy who’s chained up: what?!
dark lord: YOUR TRIAL SHALL AWAIT FOR ANOTHER DAY. CONSIDER YOUSRELF LUCKY, MORTAL
This sounds like an improvement for both of them as far as family is concerned.