Pretty Guardian: Sailor Violet

Chrys or Violet. (they/she/it), 36, pan, agender transfemme, polyam, switch. lil lilac menace. (18+/NSFW)

[nebu3llasmemedump]

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[gazeldhazel]

porn is so much better when you imagine you and your friends in the stuff you're watching. surely this will not make talking with said friend weird or embarrassing or anything

[qasimlondon]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[naamahdarling]

You DON'T get this on any other site in quite this format.

[serraslave]

Its true, ONLY tumblr could create this kind of experience

[servantofdiscord]

Spare a thought for all the poor Hypno photographers put out of business because of hypnotic smartphone apps. These days it’s easier to download a sketchy app with a womb tattoo logo and enthrall random people on the street than it is to lure someone into a photoshoot with a mind controlling camera.

[invinciblerodent]

[invinciblerodent]

you guys are so right, I should have added the best part

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

[adalheidis]

Well, is he?

[yamada-ryo]

Always hate when people parrot this headline like its literally just 1 strip of panels at 1 exit at 1 station and its still only a trial. It's like saying- wait that's not the right tweet

[yay-bunnies-zone]

bunnies has a special antenna called ears

[annierosaart]

Kinktober day 12: Chastity - For vampires, a muzzle is a form of chastity

[yaknowlikenyah]

I may be sick but at least I make my granny shawl look hot as fuck

[naminoto-blog]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

it’s so hard to see other people living your dreams

[acerby]

This would fix me

[louisegluckpdf]

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

[ytpreviews]

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

[blink-xyz]

On sonic images that help with mental health, this one genuinely helped me more than i would like to admit

[felinepurrrstory]

From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.

[critterdreams]

You gotta let that tall trans girl feel small and safe

You gotta