Cobra Island Press Room - Episode -01
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Cobra Island Press Room - Episode -01
extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine
at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport
Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-
Bert: Bert and I
Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!
Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)
Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.
Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.
On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!
The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.
*Scrolls past*
*reluctant sigh*
*scrolls back up*
*rebogs*
jujutsu kaisen + text posts II
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Casting with all my might
how do i say "horror novels these days are too woke" without sounding like a right winger. what i mean is: this one is about a woman serial killer who kills Bad Men, that one is about ~anticapitalist activists~, this one is ~queer~, that one is about *spins wheel* someone dealing with the ghosts of their immigrant roots, all of them are about intergenerational traumaaaaa. okay. cool. but is it good though. is it fucking scary
something something, losing the ability to convey horror through abstraction, through metaphor, through symbolism, through allegory, through raw unexamined un-psychiatrized feeling. if the real horror is.... dun dun dun! the patriarchy then i just feel preached to. don't use fiction as a vehicle for Saying Something About Society. write with total vulnerability and then see what it says. it will be probably be far more interesting and horrifying than what if the monster was uhh my mom's abuse or whatever. this brand of new horror writers are all so terrified of actually disclosing anything about themselves. it's like if an instagram infographic performance was a mediocre contemporary novel
YOU ARE MAKING THE TEXT DO THE WORK OF ANALYSIS!!!!!!!
Alien (1979) is my favorite horror movie of all time, possibly even my favorite move overall. Alien is about sexual assault, the horror of being made to reproduce for your attacker, and the injustice of realizing your life is disposable to the corporate overlords. It’s about power: why man is drawn to it, why some may fear it, how others might seek it out, and what happens when the pursuit of it takes precedence over prudence, compassion, morality, and decency.
It’s exquisite, subversive, and deeply fucking political.
But it’s also, you know, about this fucker:
YEAH SEXUAL ASSAULT IS TERRIFYING BUT SO IS THIS FUCKING ALIEN CHASING YOU AROUND A CONFINED SHIP
AND IT FUCKING RULES
So much so that you get dudes being like “it’s not that deep lol it’s just about a spooky alien”
This goes for other genres too. Aliens (1986), the sequel, is an allegory for the Vietnam War but it’s, first and foremost, a bitchin’ action movie starring Sigourney Weaver lighting up some dope ass freaky aliens. Because that’s the GENRE. It knows its audience. It also trusts them to extrapolate the fuller deeper meaning from the genre-appropriate elements, rather than being a lecture cosplaying as entertainment.
Whatever lesson or statement you want to make, you first have to make sure the vessel is high duality. Otherwise you get shit like Man Bad Horror that just……. doesn’t do it for horror fans
Deadpool walked into my house and beamed this into my head psychically from across the living room. Really happened. Scary world out there.
It seems a small group has the crack hc of Overlord being Optimus carrier or sire. Whats you take on that? In my opinon, the sheer drama and chaos it would bring is not bad at all.
I think I’ve heard this HC somewhere else before but I’m gonna try to do my own take on this.
Overlord is Optimus carrier and Op used to be a bit of a mamas boy until he learned just what a monster he actually was. That was when he decided that he had to leave home and become his own mech. His name was originally Orion Pax but he abandoned it when he went to Cybertron to join the Autobot cause. Of course Overlord knew nothing about this as Optimus left when he was away on a mission. Optimus was originally all blue with a few purple highlights but he changed it to his now iconic red and blue paint job. He also had similar helm finials to his Creator but he changed those as well. He couldn’t change those luscious lips though.
Of course, when Overlord returned home to find Optimus nowhere to be found, he wasn’t happy. Oh boy, he wasn’t happy at all. He nearly went on a rampage in search of his precious little Orion. The only reason he didn’t was because no one, not even his fellow Decepticons, knew that he has a kid. Overlord had kept this a secret from everyone because he knew that others would use him against him. That’s why he had to keep looking in secret.
Eventually Overlord arrives on Earth and of course he finds Optimus and whoops, now the cat is out of the bag. Overlord is disappointed his son joined the autobots but happy that he’s finally found him. Now, let’s go back home, you’re grounded for life. Then carrier is gonna teach you how to be a Decepticon because obviously he haven’t taught you hard enough.
Some IDW tf characters as memes I found earlier (:
NGL I also admittedly wanna play around with the OP is Overlord’s AU because I just want an excuse to just shut Sentinel up.
Overlord hearing his son is essentially getting harassed by someone he considers a friend and Overlord has to genuinely decide whether they’re willing to commit murder
I've been iffy about posting this one, it's not at all like what I would prefer to make. So...obviously this isn't just a trans allegory. I mean I would love to be able to be a nightmarish eldritch creature of flesh and metal, but that's not the main point of these renderings.
I'm tired of insatiable greed dominating the world. I'm tired of being squeezed for more and more while making less and less. I'm tired of not even being able to help everyone I care about, let alone my broader community.
Imagine having an incomprehensible amount of wealth and choosing to increase it further instead of making lives better. I will never understand billionaires or our corporate overlords.
Let’s not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.
That’s excellence.
Let’s not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmother’s last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which just— is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond Dantés, Dumas also based on himself).
(…a novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, “My father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.”
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, “…sorry about the hella racism,” and had Dumas’s ashes reinterred at the Panthéon of Paris, bc if you’re gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumas’s more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering “lost” works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
ALSO IMPORTANT:
SWAG
I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGH because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentleman
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said “is this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlord”
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like “… no… no, we’ve thought very hard and we’ll have General Dumas actually”
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandre’s rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like this…
…and like this…
…while “Napoleon has all the presence of yesterday’s plain Tesco hummus“…
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lot…
…he was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
ooooooh well then
There are legit no limits to how much I adore Alexandre Dumas, none at all, and I will fite anyone who claims that casting a black man as a musketeer (like BBC did a few years back) is somehow wrong ALSO look at his hair that is a Fierce ‘do for someone living in the age of pomaded slick hair and artificial whipped cream-y waves.
I blame a FanFic crack story I read but I DESPERATELY wanna make an AU where TFA Optimus is indeed the Son of Overlord. Of course no one knows this BUT Optimus and he keeps it Secret for a long time until like randomly while on Earth, he gets a comm from his Carrier, of course he starts panicking because WTAF?! It’s gonna so odd to tell his Team this and if the Decepticons or even the Elite Guard Finds out he is Deader than a damn Doorbell
I also just want excuse to give Ratchet a Spark Attack…. GOD!!
Also the SG version of this would just the Loving Parent with an Emo Kid who’s embarrassed by their parent Dynamic
Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.
this is necromancy
This, right here?
THIS is a magic circle and NOTHING you can tell me will convince me otherwise.
@eroticismofthemachinedetector
Beep BOOP
The -mancy suffix, though it has branched out greatly in recent times, originally referred to divination. This is literally wresting knowledge of the unknown from the bones of the dead. So this isn't just necromancy, it is necromancy in the original sense. Old necromancy meeting new technology.
This guy's illusions are great
I like to think this is the story of him breaking out of prison and then going on an extended spree of mischief
Remember to relax and get some sleep 🌻
whats life when you hear the stupidest c plot imaginable. Like 'neglected wife kicked out of home, horrible childhood, builds herself up before scum husband begs to come back from mistress' And it's life. Like I'm not kidding these are real people's lives.