i used to be worse

[babyannihilation]

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

[ryebreadgf]

not going to lie guys i don’t think being employed is for me

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

devastated to report that being unemployed is also terrible

[rosalinastan]

it's almost like we need to entirely restructure society or something

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

man this politics shit is easy

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[onlinebeast]

[johnnycrass]

5 pm: i really should hang myself

9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[thesituation]

she/her? blocked and unfollowed.

what the hell

[kiskeronation]

[cognitohazardous]

me: hmm time to google something

google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺 I need to know where you live so BAD 😫😫😫😫 Where do you fucking from?????? 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[memewhore]

[beggars-opera]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[memewhore]

[senatortedcruz]

Completely sober in the club googling worst medieval executions

[only-tiktoks]

[brothfan1997]

i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

[brothfan1997]

he’s waiting for you to respond

[heyitsphoenixx]

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

[heyitsphoenixx]

u get it

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[theauthor27]

[lux-astralis]

[daguerreotyping]

Carte de visite of a fresh-faced, confident young man with superb cheekbones, c. 1860s

[teathattast]