[oribiys-remade-deactivated20200]

everytime i move i crunch like popcorn

[battenna]

and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly

[chestervelt]

when movie tries to make you sympathize with a cheating man

[flamebae-moved-blog]

when ur friend finally gets online and uve been waiting for them

[propertyline]

it’s the (except to spider) that really gets me

[supersoniqque]

cool stuff one can find in my forest includes burning water

[shoodles-blog]

Its just a little flame girl tending to her water garden

[supersoniqque]

this is the only acceptable reaction to this post everyone else can shut up and go home

[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[dragongirltitties]

super dickman’s thick nuts

[kitty]

he think’s we’re playing hide n seek uwu

[uptional]

[thechanelmuse]

Love this! Her pieces are dope af. 

[doritosandavocados]

What the heck?? I would BUY those, those are freaking amazing

[thepuppyclub]

Being a girl in middle school / high school must be an absolute nightmare in the age of instagram because of this sense of proximity you have with girls your age that are famous for nothing else but for being pretty and having a bankable online avatar that exploits both the consumer and the girl on the screen and I can’t imagine what it feels like. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[rosereturns]

things said in majority of movies:

“I TRUSTED YOU!!”

“she’s not just some girl!”

“I should have told you this a long time ago.”

“I’m not a little girl anymore!!”

“but I love him!!”

[snorlaxlovesme]

-“You’re giving up your dream!”   “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

[fruityculture]

“I knew your father. He was a good man.”

[lacefuneral]

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

[somatatesthesis-blog]

Thats an entire movie right there

[porterr-robinson]

[wingedwolfgirl]

Ah, good. The latest meme has arrived.

[lousirthe3rd-deactivated2022080]

I’d watch just for the tribute and go back to not watching the NFL again

[dankmemeuniversity]

[halalcocaine]

Refugees Welcome

[sudaca-swag]

And this goes to all the other Western countries too

[funnyjoke]