virgil

he - it - xe - him i’m 18 so please don’t be weird

[virgilphobic]

who IS virgilphobic on tumblr?

hi! i’m virgil, who you might know as ‘virgilphobic’ on here! i’m an 18 year old trans-man, and i joined tumblr again after years off of the site. (personally i don’t think i was mentally mature enough to like the app when i first got it. now? it’s like crack omg.) ((i’ve never done crack.))

you can call me virgil or virge, and my pronouns are he/him, or he/it/xe if ur feeling spicy. i’m mostly posting about dead boy detectives. this might change in the future but rn that’s my jam.

that’s all teehee thanks for reading if you did.

[underthelodge]

trans elphaba lesbian glinda send post

[virgilphobic]

i see you and raise you ftm boq

[fan-a-tink]

TALK TO ME Dead Boy Detectives | 1.04 "The Case of the Lighthouse Leapers"

[identitty-dickruption]

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

[yaoiblackmold]

Nothing more embarrassing than accidentally using a big word wrong because now I'm simultaneously both stupid and pretentious, the worst combination of all time

[transpigeon]

[jaymari-lyn]

Okay so im rewatching dbd and the part in episode 3 where Crystal says "if i wasnt being stalked by my demon ex and if charles was actually, y'know, alive, then yes he would make a fun addition to my body count" and then it pans to edwin going like "body count??" Is absolutely taking me out rn. Like my guy absolutely thought for a second that Crystal was talking about murdering charles and looked so concerned. And then when charles clarifies what Crystal actually meant, you just see edwin's face go from worried to looking so fucking done with these bitches, like I could literally hear his brain going "oh for goodness sake" as he rolled his eyes so far back in his skull they were doing backflips. I legit can't with this show, im currently laughing my fucking ass off, its so funny

[homunculus-argument]

You can teleport one (1) single individual live seagull into any time or place in history. Where would you choose to put it to best fuck with peoples' heads and cause as much confusion as possible?

I'd pick Tutankhamun's tomb, just behind the sealed door, 30 seconds before the seal is broken and the tomb is opened. Imagine throwing that into the curse myth - just as these people are about to crack open the greatest cold one in history, knowing that this is what they'll be known for from hereon, they open the door that must not be opened, and out scatters a frantic, deeply baffled bird, entirely healthy and intact, fluttering away never to be seen again, with no apparent way of how it got in.

[homunculus-argument]

"New Yorkers bite more people than sharks annually" is an excellent example of how statistics can be misleading. Like yeah no shit, do you have any idea how rare it is to even encounter a shark in the wild? They're not exactly urban animals. I'm pretty damn sure that if sharks were living in big cities like pigeons, just strolling down the streets looking for food scraps, you'd see a lot more news stories about New Yorkers biting them.

[fear0phobia]

dead boy detectives trending again?? in our pride month?? more likely than you think

[fear0phobia]

something about tragic mick and monty being forsaken by their "guardian" type figures in a way. this feels like an endless curse to mick. but being left behind after esther is gone is freedom for monty. I feel like a kind of guardianship/mentorship forming between monty and mick would be interesting. I think they could help each other maybe

[alex-sondheimsversion]

“I’m gay” “I’m straight” “I’m trans”

Ok and I’m alive??? I’m alive??? I am so alive??? And I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes??? And I need you to need me it’s no surprise??? I’m alive??? So alive??? I’m alive???

[songbird-is-crying]

you know i've been around the block of cancelled series but the one i've realized i miss the most is dead boy detectives. like. it was just the PROLOGUE. I MISS THEM. THERE WAS SO MUCH MORE LEFT. YOU SHOT A TODDLER MR BOB NETFLICK

[virgilphobic]

MR BOB NETFLICK IS SENDING ME TO THE STRATOSPHERE I AM DEAD AS FUCK

STREAM DEAD BOY DETECTIVES ON NETFLIX

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

tumblr is like a pseudo afterlife because everyone on here was supposed to kill themselves a long time ago

[underthelodge]

i love being in extracurriculars in university

yes i'm close with these 11 specific people

could i tell you what their majors are? no

however if you wanted to know about the enigma machine, naming practices for new discoveries in space, how to effectively train dogs, or a book bound in human skin, i know EXACTLY who to point you to

[swarnpert]

she does something to my penis until i react appropriately

[virgilphobic]

one could say this is poetic. riveting even.

[sthilarions]

Crystal snorts at Charles. “Yeah, well, you would say that, you’re a jock.”

Charles’s head tilts to the side. “Jock? Why - oh, ‘cause of the cricket bat? Nah, mate, that’s just a convenient blunt object. Never played a sport in my life, ‘cept a bit of pickup footie. I was a nerd,” he turns to grin at his partner, “like Edwin.”

Edwin raises an eyebrow. “I’ll have you know that at the time of my death, thanks to my skill at fencing I had earned the most athletic trophies of any individual at St. Hilarion’s.”

Crystal stares at them both and struggles to readjust her entire worldview.