[thirstkanaphan]

Wooyoung: “thank you to our parents for giving birth to all eight of us…conceptually”

[towl]

the sexy lemon slice floating in my ice water

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[remanence-of-love]

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[jenrubyjane]

241115

[stalgivc]

[anxietyproblem]

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[florianflux]

sniles so sneetly at you

[ochacoca]

never seen a more accurate thing on tiktok

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stat1c-n3bul4]

[dreamstormdragon]

[idontknownothin]

DID YOU KNOW THAT:

every episode of bill nye the science guy is available to stream and/or download for free from the Internet Archive https://archive.org/details/billnyethescienceguythecompleteseries-07-28-2021

NOW YOU KNOW

[singlethread]

Y’all making women in their thirties feel old is my villain origin story actually

[lily-orchard]

ARE YOU AN ELF?!

[peachtea20]

Questionable math but thirty IS young.

[lemondrop-sunrise]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

my mom warned me about these kinds of internet users

[dogposts]

This is Bentley. He knows how to sit. Still working on everything else. (via)

[cherryhwajoong]

Could you recommend your favorite hj x reader and sh x reader fics? It can be them separately or together or hj x sh

I LOVE MATZ RAAHHHHH!!!! i have a tag for all my recs (#cherry's recs) but i don't think it works well. these are all my favorites!!!

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Hard Times by @last-words-ofashootingstar - HJ x reader (DEAD DOVE)

𖦹 the first actual dark fic i ever read and immediately fell in love with!! genuinely such a good story i've reread it five times

Baby by @last-words-ofashootingstar - SH x reader (yandere)

𖦹 hands down the best seonghwa x reader fic i've ever read. so so fucked up but comforting in the best way. another one i keep rereading. i think i'm on reread number eight

Ugh, As If by @ennysbookstore - HJ x reader (bad boy x good girl au)

𖦹 i love the bad boy x good girl dynamic so so much. bad boy hongjoong has my heart and soul, i love him so much.

The Way To His Heart by @edenesth - SH x reader (historical au)

𖦹 i LOVE historical au's and there's nowhere near enough of them. this story is angsty and fluffy and will have you on the edge of your seat omg. also all the spinoffs are amazing

When Flowers Bloom In The Dark by @makeitmingi - HJ x reader (mafia au)

𖦹 i didn't fw mafia au for a long time but this story changed that. this is another one i've reread several times.

Dark Side by @freyaphoria - SH & HJ x reader (yandere)

𖦹 this one is a recent read and OH MY GOD it's amazing. i love it when writers make seonghwa a little mean

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Carpe Noctem by inexperiencedandconfused8 - HJ x SH (vampire au)

𖦹 HANDS DOWN THE BEST MATZ FIC I'VE EVER READ!!!! angsty and fluffy and beautifully written. i love reading characters with a really shitty past get a happy ending that's my favorite thing ever.

Orchid by inexperiencedandconfused8 - HJ x SH (mafia au)

𖦹 i heard a lot of hype about this one and i just finished it recently and oh my god it is worth the hype. again, angsty and fluffy, beautifully written.

Birds Of Prey by staroffline - HJ x r (mafia au)

𖦹 i really, really love this one. i read it all in two days instead of doing my school work and i don't regret it one bit, I LOVE GANGSTER HONGJOONG

spoiled by injuly- HJ x SH (hybrid au)

𖦹 i love hybrid au and its so hard to find some with detailed plots and not just smut. THIS ONE IS PERFECT. joong who lets hwa get away with things no one else can bc he's in love oh my godddd