welcome to multi-fandom hell!

Lizzy; I love a lot of things and talk about 'em here!

[mynowherenothing]

At least we have laying down

[guccifloralsuits]

no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀

[aimless-existences]

"spam like = blocked" if you spam like me i am going to cast 1000 protection spells on you so nothing bad happens to you ever

[thedeliaishere]

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

[damazcuz]

99% of ramblers quit right before they conceive of a coherent thought. KEEP TALKING

[femblogger]

[barissoffee]

35k likes? Finnpoe will always be famous

[hyperhypnotichyena]

I'm not even a shipper, their relationship was just so much more compelling than whatever the fuck they were trying to do with Reylo

[detectivehole]

what's that one thing where they asked how ripely from alien was so realistic and believable as a female character in scifi for once and they were like "well we just took the dude from the original script and made him a girl and changed nothing else. it works bc men and women are the same?" and people were like "woah no way" and then didn't learn anything from that for 20 years

[detectivehole]

"how do you write such believable men as a woman?" "how do you write such believable women a man?" and the answer people who are good at it always give is "i just write people. were literally the exactly the same. do you think the opposite sex is some sorta totally different animal???" and people respond "woah that's wild. yea i do. and im not gonna stop thinking that goodbye :)"

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[bakwaaas]

[faithlesslovee]

people spend their entire careers trying to make an album this good

[fairycosmos]

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

[fairycosmos]

ROUTINE DRAGS ME ALONG BUT I WOULDN'T MOVE WITHOUT IT

[bananonbinary]

one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid™ is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.

DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOU’RE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.

[redheadhatchet]

One of my college professors used to say “anything worth doing is worth doing poorly.”  I didn’t understand that for years because I didn’t do anything poorly, I couldn’t do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.

But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting.  Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible.  Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible.  Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I don’t have the energy to go anywhere.

Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly… because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.

[resetium]

someone please hit me over the head with this post every day for like the next week thanks. a mention, a reblog with text, a message, something.

[caztrozin42]

Ghosts x Hazbin Hotel Mashup!!

[evilscientist3]

My favourite part of writing professional emails is sending them and immediately running over to my "sent" folder to check I did in fact write "Yeah, I can make a 3 PM meeting" and not "I think you're a big stupid piece of shit and I fucked your wife" somehow

[charlesoberonn]

To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

[charlesoberonn]

[toskarin]

in school I used to wear fake glasses while doing writing assignments so that the teachers would think I was smarter and grade my tests higher (this actually worked, for the record)

this kind of backfired in a pavlovian way because now I literally have to put on a pair of glasses and activate Smart Mode when I write anything longer than a few paragraphs

[toskarin]

it's just very fortunate that "I can't write without my glasses" is an honest statement that doesn't raise any eyebrows

[insomniac-arrest]

reverse superman

[toskarin]

subparwoman