[yaldabaothadeez]

(source - kopeniko on twitter)

[yaldabaothadeez]

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[floofshy]

"the divine right of kings is important; which is why we, a democracy, keep the rightful heir in a cage and poke her with a stick until she changes government policy to what we want."

[toskarin]

something incredibly funny about dnd trying to get in on the cute animal of the week trend with a popular raccoon and, because this is how dnd works with regards to animals, doing so by releasing a statblock so you can fight and kill it

[toskarin]

putting "don't you dare" in the XP count but still explaining how one would go about fighting jimothy the raccoon, a random animal with a spinal condition, is killing me

[virtualshrinemaiden]

地底の太陽 by 雲丹園

[fertilefloor]

i'm opening up our relationship so bugs can get in

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

the morning nap is kind of a forbidden technique.

[9ieme]

the twelve most terrifying words in the english language are: i'm from the government and i'm here to torture you to death

[self-loving-vampire]

You love thick dragon tails.

[self-loving-vampire]

Arknights is the Senran Kagura of tail thickness and is giving you all unrealistic expectations.

[ace-trainer-alice]

Your most pet coded trait is probably your fluffy tail. How it gets in the way when you turn or move and you have to constantly adjust so it doesn't get in the way. Really making it clear to everyone that you're not human. Also how sensitive it is to every touch. Even your own fingers if you're not careful will be enough to make is bristle and make you make so many involuntary noises. Plus it takes up so many space. When you go outside strangers always gawk at it. That and your ears, probably. Oh and the collar you wear everywhere, but the tail gets noticed first.

[flareonfloof]

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

[echolaliaplayer]

*takes a drag of a candy cigarette* I never thought I would make it to this many

[seralyna]

bird girl age regression where she just curls up into a ball

[toasthaste]

The Birthday Paradox suggests that any group of 57 random people has a 99% likelihood of containing at least two members with a shared birthday. However, this doesn't account for how much rarer leap day birthdays are. You'll find that for each additional group member born on February 29th, the chances of any members sharing a birthday decrease dramatically, eventually reaching 0% if all members were born on that day.

[emiyamore]

[angelic-soyo]

[moonlitorchestrator]

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[emiyamore]

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore