Fuck the Ketchup Kids

thanks for vibing and keeping it tight, if you need me im on my mobile (pal, they/them, 27, anti terf anti racist acab)

[insomniac-arrest]

the road OUT of hell is also paved with good intentions. That’s just kind of the main road we’ve got

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[goldensunset]

how it feels to see the start of a long and intense post and go ‘i’m not reading all that’ and start scrolling past

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[lamignonette]

[dogpuppy]

[wintercorrybriea2]

[skopostheorie]

Average bloke trying to sound smart: you are not a serious person if you're not reading thousands of pages of this theory stuff Reddit told me to

Smartest person you know: I'm getting really into SpongeBob lately

[kosmogrl]

[maykitz]

unhappy side effect of "morally ambiguous" being treated as the pinnacle of writing is that you will often be made to experience what a not so talented writer with big aspirations thinks is morally ambiguous

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[write-on-world]

[furscum]

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object.      

but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me

[64mpg]

how is everyone feeling today

[64mpg]

alrighty. lets get this bread