Lol Wut

I just grabbed a Wendy’s biggie bag instead of a gottdang four for four :(

[bullsfish]

Get back up again.

[bugstung]

Kagami and Felix designs

[capesandshapes]

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

[soloyoyquienmas]

Despite not being a USA citizen, everyon has... no, MUST remember that the billionare Elon Musk has such a tiny, pathetic and childish ego, that he had the need to lie about being a hardcore epic gamer in Path of Exile 2, only to be caught red-handed as the hilarious sham that he is, and ban everyone who exposed him.

[anarchopuppy]

the doge meme is from 2013. its easy for dates in history books to get kinda blurry and to just print something like "the department of government efficiency was named after a popular meme at the time", but i think its important to record that musk named the agency that is illegally seizing our government after a joke so outdated that the dog in the picture has since died of old age

[roach-works]

he is regularly denounced by his adult and teenage children, who either block him online or are blocked by him. speaking of which, he posted weirdly sexual content while roleplaying as his own infant son.

accounts praising him are regularly discovered to be his sockpuppets. he blocks or threatens legal actions against those who expose his fake accounts. despite this, it happens every couple months.

he either paid his ex-wife to lie that he was good at videogames, or used her account himself to do so. she immediately followed up the lie with a separate tweet that just said 'sigh.'

he is a deeply pathetic man.

[bugsandboos]

all i can think about is how knowing ladybug nearly DIED during the final battle is going to keep adrien up at night.

ladybug, his partner, his best friend, the first person he ever loved, his other half, was FATALLY. INJURED.

all because he wasn’t there to help her. so, his father did the unthinkable—sacrificed a life for a life. adrien lost gabriel, a man who neglected him for so long, who tore his world apart; for ladybug, the epitome of goodness in his eyes, a guiding light in his life.

this man who ruined his life apparently saved her, and he can’t help but feel confused? angry? torn? because what do you MEAN gabriel agreste was selfless for once in his goddamn life, what do you MEAN he prioritized the well being of someone else over himself???

adrien is so conflicted because it just doesn’t. make. sense.

[emu646]

i miss ladrien

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

THE MUPPET JOKER??????????

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

You take that back right now

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

what

[eraserheadadult]

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

[eraserheadadult]

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

[the-prophesied-disco-gay]

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

[max1461]

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #problems that can be avoided if you simply treat your child as a human being with the right to make decisions on what they wear /End ID]

[ballofstress9]

Do computers get heavier when you download stuff onto them?

[um-jammer-tranny]

yeh it goes right to their computer tits and thighs

[bugtails]

original

[buggachat]

sometimes it's wild to watch an adrienette scene and emotionally reconcile "these guys are ladybug and chat noir!!?!!". but THIS? yeah. this is ladybug and chat noir

[the-bluespirit]

respectful boyfriend adrien.

[vitamann]

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[sabertoothwalrus]

uh oh !

[sleepysebris]

felix exuberating theater-kid energy nonstop this season just makes me imagine his pv chat noir design being a parody of adrien's chat noir

[anna-scribbles]

honestly ladybug you’re lucky it wasn’t a musical

[sabertoothwalrus]

🤭

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[madnessofmen]

wait it gets better