olivia

Assflash Newshole she/her 25

[antimasculist]

a big nose is the most erotic feature someone can have and i really truly believe that

[shinobi-bacon]

I got a request for a Scoot gifset on Twitter, so here he his!

[sourdough-seal]

“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

[mysharona1987]

So SCOTUS has just given Joe Biden the funniest way to end this election, ever.

[hypergoomba-deactivated20171103]

dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

[cubrone]

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

[cubrone]

but that’s like, worst case scenario

[transfemininomenon]

op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[thydungeongal]

New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman

[thydungeongal]

Going to the store

[persbaderse]

[inthesensethat]

[sunflowerslut]

[depsidase]

[geeneelee]

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

[omtai]

remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called

hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns

[glyphsmash]

you are fucking died. game oval.

[quaintpanic]

[yurinullification]

sir that's yassified information

[chromaticabrasions]

have we tried substance abuse my liege

[pawbeanies]

(my fuckass paws whacking the keyboard) im in

[mousidy]

hey um. I saw you reblogged a post from tumblr user wormgirlpenisballs. well she literally takes the lord's name in vain on a regular basis and my mom says she's an agent of the devil. could you kill her please