Full Negro Alchemist

40. Unapologetically black and nerdy. Uninteresting. Uninterested. Tired. Talks about my kids a lot. 🌻

[joxtertheme]

WHY DO I GET MY HOPES UP EVERY TIME

[prisonrot-deactivated20260602]

u can either reach me on tumblr dot com or hand written letter

[vladimirpootietang]

[vladimirpootietang]

My intestines are killing me (and I)

I'm in my bed, chest to my knees (kill me please)

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[vladimirpootietang]

Google Search’s “udm=14” trick lets you kill AI search for good

The power of URL parameters lets you unofficially turn off Google's AI Overview.

[sleepyrogues]

Pro hag, anti ai

[fullcravings]

Chocolate Chip Pudding Cookies

[sacred-portal]

[tepkunset]

May 5 is the Day of Awareness for Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women, Girls, and Two-Spirit People. (Also known as Red Dress Day.)

Show your support and pass on your strength by wearing red on May 5, and raising awareness. And if you have never read the Reclaiming Power and Place report, you can do so here.

Additionally, while the day is typically centred in Turtle Island, let us also not forget our international cousins, especially in Palestine and Sudan.

[vladimirpootietang]

Conservatives better not even LOOK at a cerveza today

[the-big-mood]

POV: Watching 90s-2000s TV doomscroll

[nikidanger]

Wowwowow the TVGuide scroll just sent me into a fit of nostalgia

[vladimirpootietang]

[ghoulgoon]

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

[ghoulgoon]

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

[miss-bubles]

the more time passes the more foolish you feel for falling for a rickroll as well. Like darn I learnt about this prank 10+ years ago how did I just fall for it now,

[myothertardisisonthemun]

Plus, as far as memes go, turns out it’s still incredibly popular 

[doggendoodle]

Nooope. Nope, you can’t get me. I’m not clicking on that link and you can’t make me.

[themodernmaccabee]

I am a fool for clicking

[lyteupthelyfe]

it’s honestly so, so fascinating—here’s a graph I found that estimates how many people have been rickrolled in the past decade!

[mhalachai]

[energyprison]

Any idiot can like something thats good. It takes a real genius to like things that suck ass

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

Miles Teves

[vladimirpootietang]

Asmodeus, did you know that your name appears The Files 4700 times

[disgustinggf]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

[thememedaddy]