Oh Worm

Vlastomil is a fuck daddy ((shitpost blog for The Arcana. Main is reosmabu. Kin with Julian Devorak, dating adhd-keith-kogane))

[vlastomilf]

I think Vlastomil just texted me...

[vlastomilf]

I bet Vlastomil ate Lucio's dick and compared it to a worm

[ask-wiggler]

(The deed is done. Also who’s going to clean up Vlastomil’s bloodied estate now? This is now marked under a traumatic experience for poor Wiggler!) @vorm-enthusiast @vlastomil @vlastomilf @ask-nastymeal @

[neverlandsoyeonstan]

@thearcanagame can I be Mazelinka plz

[vlastomilf]

Nice Harry Potter reference @thearcanagame ;)

[vlastomilf]

//to the tune of Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz//

I've got leeches in a jar

They're hated by Valdemar

[thearcanagame]

Not every character can have a route in the game. Sometimes, this is for the best…

[vlastomilf]

Hey uh y'all think Muriel's... Figurine thing is a bear because he's LITERALLY A BEAR (in the gay sense)

[fugitivedoctor-deactivated20181]

i need.... Vlastomil in Nadia outfits.........

Why did you need this?

[julian-thirstposting]

i didnt realize that i needed this too - mod handy

[vlastomilf]

Hey guys I found a canon picture of Julian's dick ;)

[vlastomilf]

Imagine having a child with Julian. You carry him for 9 months in the awful heat of Vesuvia. You finally give birth. Julian, being Julian, decides to use leeches. Forbidden leeches. You scream. "GET THAT LEECH OFF MY CHILD!"

"It's my child too."

"NOT ANYMORE IF YOU PUT LEECHES ON IT! I WILL FILE FOR SOLE CUSTODY."

"They're, ah... They have that extra succ strength™. Maybe it'll help the baby be born quicker..."

"NO."

Vlastomil bursts through the door. "Actually, she cheated on you. This is my child. And he likes worms."

"They're leeches..." Julian murmurs.

The kid is born. His name is Grub.

((Part credit to my darling @trans-syo-kurusu))