I think Jabber with Zanka's collar code would be a menace with it, actually. Like, first he’s just calling Zanka late at night to rage-bait him, but it turns into an insomnia yapper sesh.
Later, he's out on a mission, bored, and calls Zanka to see if he's on a mission too, and it just devolves into him yapping at Zanka, who is of course taking out all his frustrations out on a trash beast. Zanka eventually starts talking back, and it immediately develops into bitching sessions about things they find annoying or fun.
It gets to the point where Zanka can’t sleep without Jabber's voice yammering on, and sometimes he wakes up to the connection still working, and he starts yelling and playing music to wake Jabber up early too, for keeping him up so late. No one can work out if Zanka is going insane or has a new friend, because he’s just yapping in his room all the time, or anytime he’s even slightly alone. Eventually they realise they know more about each other than they do about some of their own team members and TRY NOT TO DWELL ON THAT.
You just can’t tell me they aren’t secretly yapping with each other; that’s just what happens when your freak matches so well that even the mundane stuff is fun to discuss when you know you’ll get fun responses.
