The Vocal Quibbler

Hey, call me Quibbs if you'd like. 28. Writer, saxophonist, pianist, reader. INTJ personality. Moderately conservative Christian. Physician. Lover of science fiction, fantasy, and horror.

[depsidase]

[lowpolyanimals]

Demon Beavers from Grim Fandango

[crazy-brazilian]

[zoesupreme]

[leafdlc]

[mint-swirl]

clown event still possible

[lordnot]

[akashicrecord]

[akashicrecord]

it actually does you stupid piece of shit. Decalcify your pineal gland fucking bitch. Fuck.

[praguegirl]

they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore 

[coughloop]

There was really no winning that one

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://twitter.com/birdtickler/status/1552657242909904897?s=21&t=q4JEDIALmV-cAjcoEOypdw

[littlemisspipebomb]

ok so I looked it up, and it turns out they made a track out of PVC pipes, down a hill. The owner didn't realise PVC expanded in the heat, so on a turn the track just fell apart and the dude inside went over a fucking free way and into a swamp.

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

The funniest part is that the inspector was watching the whole time, and once the ball stopped he left without saying anything. Park management just shut it down then and there.

[baronfulmen]

"The ball cleared a small hill, briefly going airborne, then zipped right across Route 94, the two-lane road splitting the park. Cars honked and slammed on their brakes. If there had been opposing traffic, Frank would have become part of a real-life game of Pong, volleying from one bumper to another.

Still in pursuit, we followed the ball toward a small lake in Motor World that had been earmarked for a fleet of tiny bumper boats for children. The area wasn’t open yet, but the empty boats were being tested and floated on the surface. The ball soared over the grass and smashed into several of them, scattering the others with rippling waves from the impact, which launched some of the boats several feet in the air.

Charlie and Ken waded into the water looking for the hatch. After some difficulty, they got it open. Charlie pulled Frank out by grabbing him under his armpits like a baby. Frank crawled up the bank, coughing and sputtering. He splayed across the grass as we all stared at the ball, which bobbed in the water like it was attached to a fishing lure.

We did not ask for the inspector’s report, nor did we ever hear of one being filed. Ken Bailey returned to Canada. The snow-makers cleared away the PVC. Told to dispose of the Bailey Ball, they rolled it into the woods, where it remained for many years."

I don't know that this beats the teeth story, but it's pretty great.

[barian-phoenix-nvbh]

I'm morbidly curious

Teeth story?

[klapollo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

GEORGE: She came on my glasses.

JERRY: On your glasses?

GEORGE: All over em! It was a nightmare!

JERRY: Well why were you wearing your glasses during sex?

GEORGE: I gotta see, don't I?

JERRY: What's there to see? All you need is the basic gist.

GEORGE: You're missing the point.

[parkchanwoohoo]

KRAMER: She came on your glasses? Oh that's the worst.

GEORGE: Thank you!!

JERRY: Kramer, you don't even wear glasses!

KRAMER: I do for sex!

[margindoodles2407]

I can’t be the only person who’s ever wanted to film myself sleeping to see if I do anything weird

[luke-shywalker]

i’ll film you sleeping. milady

[margindoodles2407]

[luke-shywalker]

sorry master i forgot you were here too

[gregtom]

[k-simplex-deactivated20241001]

Happy Pride

[cryptotheism]

I just felt someone Z-target me

[search-queery]

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

Internet socialists always talk about the things they think they should get for free, they never talk about the labor they themselves will provide for free.

[emmaubler]

On the rare occasion they do, it's always hobby-related, like "yoga teacher" or "commune muralist." Which implies a lot of confidence in the belief that someone else's passion job will be "lithium miner" or "sewage plant worker."

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[theehorsepusssy]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Every time OP dances, her parrot flies along with her. OP says she never trained it on purpose and her parrot just loves doing this naturally. Sometimes it’ll just hop right onto her face. (cr 月下郭城)

[naamahdarling]

Help I love him so much