Wanted For Execution in Missouri & Illinois

Return of the Danite. Cannot be killed by weapons of man or Staff. Gazabots will be shot on sight.

[zolltraak]

[cat-source]

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[uintaundead]

Surf Dracula sleeps in this

[crazy-brazilian]

[coyoteobsessed]

[crownedpatriot11]

Love how gay people are finally sick of faggots in 2026

[tamamita]

You've come this far, warriors. You've finally proven that you're a worthy opponent, but this is where your adventure ends! You must face us, or die trying.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[uintaundead]

HEY YOU 👆 WEAK-DICKED 🤕 PENTAGON PUSSIES 😳 😩💦 Pete Hegseth 🍻🤡 just 😤 dropped 〽 his massive 😯 throbbing MANDATE 🍆 on the 😦 entire DEPARTMENT OF 💦💦 WAR 🪖😱🔥 forcing every 🕺swinging soldier to ➡ get their 🍆 annual TESTOSTERONE 👅👅 SCREENING 📋🥵 and mandatory HORMONE THERAPY 🤕 💊🍑 so those 😖 limp little recruits can finally 🕞✋️stop ✋️ leaking estrogen 💁‍♀️😭🩸 and start ▶ pumping real💪🏻 MAN JUICE 😛 💦💦💦 like a bunch of veiny war-cocks 🔫🐓 ready 😤 to 🍆 FUCK 🍆 the enemy senseless 🥵👄🪖 send this ⤴ to 10 🔟 of your 🦏 horniest 🦏 battle 💀 buddies 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 or your balls 🏈🏈will SHRIVEL into sad little 💃👧 raisins 🍇🍇 while 🍻Hegseth🍻 laughs and rawdogs 🇺🇲democracy 🇺🇸 with his 👉 steroid-fueled freedom boner 🇺🇲🇺🇲🍆🍆

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

Journalism now is just "let's make everything about everything, even the things that aren't about things."

[arizona-green-tea-absolutist]

"If you're tall and muscular and famous you don't need all that manosphere shit" doesn't really ring the way they think it does

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[northfromeden]

Gore Verbinski answers random questions about his films on reddit, so now I'm blessed with the fact that potc soundtrack was playing in jack's head during his first entrance on the sinking boat and I think it's beautiful

[dudeman147-deactivated20200329]

[effemimaniac]

hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)

[bakugou-kacchan]

why were you at mad at me island

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

DEPOPULATING IT

[powerburial]

[iavenjqasdf-deactivated20240911]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point