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okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

memehumor

kc5rings

Important Breakthrough

The gender neutral version of Goth gf is

Partnoir

thriveworks

Tweets from Parents (see 15 more)

kesus-deactivated20180911

poseidont

a concept: future jake and amy having a kid BUT amy goes into labour on halloween and jake has to figure out if amy is cheating him out of the heist or if he’s actually about to have a kid

dizzybunnies

bold of you to assume she didnt plan to get pregnant exactly 9 months before halloween so that its actually both

mrgaretcarter

bold of you to assume it wasnt jake who planned to get her pregnant exactly 9 months before so she’d be thrown off by contractions

mrgaretcarter

bold of all of us to assume Holt didn’t pick an exact date to compliment them both so they’d have validation horniness so that jake AND amy were in disadvantage during the heist

disregardcanon

Holt: your heteronormative lifestyle choices will bring about your demise

Is that…, josh peck…

If I don’t see this somewhere on my tl every Friday, I’m gonna be very upset

wiszvnheimer

oh… she can sing

layla-marie422

Why didn’t she release this version originally??

moving-accounts-yeet

because she was 13 and had no control over it and now shes in her 20s lol

i-aint-even-bovvered

So when she was child, she was taken advantage of by her stage parents and a record label that seems very predatory (I believe it’s called lunchbox records or something) that promised said stage parents they would make her child into a star. Remember that guy who did the rap part who was way older and seemed really out of place? Yeah, he’s the owner of that record label. He is also in ALL of the music videos they produce, and the singers are all young girls. Rebecca was humiliated and bullied after the release of “Friday” and while we were all making fun of it in our private lives, she had to be homeschooled for the rest of her education. Was the video terrible? Yes, but I feel bad for making fun of a girl who was really just a victim. I really hope that she has a good life and perhaps even a good career.

gaylacticcat

catchymemes

stimman3000

laerugo

how can ppl say cats are heartless tbh

claricechiarasorcha

I once stayed at a game reserve in South Africa, and they had three cheetahs – two males and one female. The boys stuck together (they were brothers), but female cheetahs are solitary, save for when they are raising cubs. Which is hard work for cheetahs, because they don’t/can’t den, she’s working constantly to protect/move her cubs, as well as feeding both them and herself.

Now, these cheetahs ARE in a private reserve, but they’re still essentially wild. But they are more or less accustomed to the presence of people. And this cheetah, Ketswiri, got very badly injured in her leg one time, which usually would be fatal to a cheetah. The staff at the reserve helped her. Another time, she was starving, and they provided her a fresh antelope carcass. And she remembered this, because the science officer was telling us how one time he was watching Ketswiri and her cubs, and she wandered over and dumped all her cubs at his feet, and walked off. Like “watch my kids, I need some me time.” And he was panicking like COME BACK I CAN’T BABYSIT YOUR KIDS WTF

catchingflieswithhoney

Half of the comments are about cats giving birth on top of or next to their owners and I’m not crying at all

flowercrownsnstuff

it’s so funny though because domesticated cats are aggressively social in raising their young so basically op’s cat was like bitch these are your kids too, where tf you think you’re going???

melonmemes

Life imitates art

seshrat

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

seshrat

this is absolutely what they’ve done

uristmcdorf

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

seshrat

thank you for your sacrifice

30-minute-memes

corn flaek

birdschoolforbirds

million dollar idea: instead of spending thousands of dollars on steady-cam equipment, filmmakers should just attach a camera to the head of a chicken and carry the chicken around as you film.

birdschoolforbirds