Good evening, people of Vale.

This is a satirical, primarily humour based blog for Lisa Lavender from Rooster Teeth's RWBY, the reporter of Vale News Network who does not get paid enough for what she has to put up with. Expect silly news updates, sarcasm, and a lot of promotion of fun fan creations. And maybe the odd in character post every once and a while. Inbox permanently open. Est. January 14th, 2016 Written by [redacted.]

[bloodraven55]

Weiss with the 2020 mood.

[chittychittyyangyang]

Team RWBY looking good!

[yang-xiaodonna]

RWBY V8 TRAILER

[cursed-rwby]

Rwby Chibi + Onion headlines part 2

[hazeleyedotaku]

[rwby-dolt]

Salem Reappears

[whitleydidnothingwrong]

The kids are not alright

[starrywoodwitch]

repost: so tired of hearin’ of your bottom problems

[magia-zenith]

Cosmic Plaything Relives Several Lifetimes Worth Of Horrifying Trauma Viewed In World’s Most Immerse Fairytale, Gets Slugged By A Supposedly Grown Ass Man, And Disrespected As If Any One Of These Judgmental Asses Could’ve Endured A Fraction Of What He Did

the man has suffered and shouldered this in relative isolation for THOUSANDS of years, and clearly came close to uniting humanity more than once if his past as King of Vale or as Headmaster Ozpin says anything. if nothing else, he held the line against Salem and her forces. get that hypocrisy out of his face

[voiceofvale]

[voiceofvale]

[rwby-dolt]

Lovin’ the Ace Ops

[moistmailman]

Someone posted something like this on discord and it instantly gave me this idea

[binggoblin-deactivated20221111]

I’m hilarious

[rosery-doll]

Lisa Lavender, during the Vytal Festival: We here on Vale TV don’t condone child violence, we however, will profit off it.

[voiceofvale]

[shimanamii]

winter’s VA is literally like “lol idk, she’s a fucking poser who dyes her eyebrows i guess??” asdfkjkjalk