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Writing tips:
âYou feel the bulge in his pantsâ - implies that you are feeling some guyâs penis, may be sexy depending on context
âYou feel the bugle in his pantsâ - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
It's my sidearm, I swear.
we gotta get back to torrent distribution, i just watched someone eat eight grand in bandwidth charges because they ran a direct-download piracy site with local file hosting through cloudflare. torrents were invented literally for this exact reason
torrents work like this
i have a file or folder on my pc that i want to share with other people. let's call it gayshit.mp3
unfortunately gayshit.mp3 is 750mb and im not paying for discord nitro so i need another way to send it
i put it into qbittorrent and it makes a torrent file. this is essentially a very small file that points to gayshit.mp3 so other computers can find it. kinda like a treasure map
i send this tiny file to my friend, who loads it into qbittorrent. their computer takes a moment to find mine over the vast expanse of cyberspace and then (as long as my pc is running and the file is still where it should be), it gets copied from my hard drive to theirs
this is the cool part: if somebody else loads that tiny file, they can download it from both of us. if i'm offline but my friend is on, the third person can still get it. this also means that if two people have separate halves of the file, they can download the other half from each other. as long as some combination of people have the pieces between them, they can all have the whole thing.
crucially this does not require a server!!! you can just upload the file to a few people and as long as they keep it, it's still accessible. as long as somebody, somewhere is still connected, it's available forever. the only way it goes away is if everybody disconnects from it.
please learn to torrent
An expert guide to get started using torrentsTorrents are one of the most popular forms of file sharing on the internet, accounting for over
always use qbittorrent, do not use bittorrent or utorrent.
did i tell you guys i failed at being sexually harassed at work today?
okay so, guy at work, who i find out afterwards is famous at this place for being a sex pest, comes up and starts with what i also learn is his favorite opener to conversations where heâs going to be a sex pest, namely: âDo you know where the term âblow jobâ comes from?â
and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!
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Spamton's angels are so funny and cute, Tenna would love them. Well, or drove them away like mosquitoes
i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges
seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'
What if you could project any image into anyoneâs head at any time? I think Iâd send ppl this one
why this why give this so much attention now
BIG FAN OF THESE SHUTTAHLINGS THINGS BY BEES-SPREES THEYRE SO ???? AUGH???????
one little aspect of hc i dont see people mention a lot: after his canto development kicks into full gear he seems to gain a sense of knowing when to be the bigger person. sometimes to his detriment
Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as âproblematicâ in class and our professor was like, âThatâs cool, but âproblematicâ doesnât really mean anything. It means that the thing youâre describing has a problem, and in and of itself thatâs not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else itâs not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like youâre trying to say that this is bad, but you donât want to say âbad.â Is that right?â
So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the âbadâ thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, âIâm uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.â
Once we stopped calling things âproblematicâ and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, âthatâs racistâ or âthatâs misogynisticâ or âew capitalism grossâ out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, âUhhh... Iâm not sure whatâs so bad?â and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.
Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I canât help but think of this professor being like, âGood starting point, now letâs get specific.â I think when we have to commit to saying âthatâs ___â it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever weâre claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes itâs art, and it should be full of problems, because thatâs what art is.
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Here's another Hohenheim ID for you all: World of the Oddity Office, Grade 8 Fixer!
He wasn't able to get hired by Limbus Company and got picked up by an up-and-coming office (illegally before he got a license shortly after) due to his expertise.
Somewhat like Yuri, his role in the office is as an informant about Abnormalities and Lobotomy Corporation, and he also participates in combat. (He's not very good.)
His cold attitude often rubs his coworkers in the wrong direction; this probably isn't the reason that he's stuck at the bottom of the barrel in this Office.
Anyway, so I'm making peak with @onesinandhundredsofgooddeeds. Please ask us about this, we have so much plotting and so many schemes. For more info on this AU please see Hohenheim's coworker, Dante!
Messy ass sketch for the design under the cut:
What if Dante had IDs bonus: World of the Oddity Office (Grade 8 Fixer)
in which Dante wakes up with no memory and covered in blood in the Backstreets of District 12, and is immediately picked up by an up-and-coming Fixer office that deals in Abnormalities, Enkephalin, strange objects, and Bloodfiends. The Wing has just collapsed, after all; following the White Nights and Dark Days, these services are in high demand.
They do not get along with their coworkers. Or, more accurately, their coworkers cannot stand them for their clueless demeanor (they have memory loss) and lack of experience (they have memory loss). They are desperately approval-seeking and will take jobs they can't handle to prove themself to the people around them.
in other words: @terminaxshowtime and I are literally brewing peak. ask me about it (genuinely) (i might even draw responses for asks) (I'm losing my mind)
reblogs greatly appreciated!
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just laughed hysterically at the gripping foods with force twitter account
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