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[heruntoldfeelingss]

Ek taraf meri izzat-e- nafs hai jo mujhse kehti hai k mohabbat mei khudko nahi kho baithna kisi ko khudpe itna ikhtyaar nahi dena k vo tumhe tabah karde aur dusri taraf mera ye dil hai jo haar jaane ko, bebas hone ko, kisi pe puri tarah aetemaad karne ko, behadd aur beintehaa mohabbat karne ko raazi hai.

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[cansu-m]

[orgasming-caterpillar]

there's no right time for anything there is only the time that's left

[achillesinhighheels]

[voidendtwist]

If you have never then you wouldn't understand it anyway. But if you have, you would rather not want to reminisce

[leonkennedysprostate]

"don't assign human morality to non human things" is so true except when it comes to printers. they know what they are, they understand dilemmas and ethics and morality. they choose to be how they are, they choose to be evil, at their very core they are rotten

[yesterdaysprint]

The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916

[volvulent]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

evil therapist: to ground yourself, look around, name 5 things you can kill, and 4 things you can at least maim

[roundo]

I need to become an orthorexic so bad

[roundo]

I will never need a little treat again! #asceticlife

[prokopetz]

Sometimes you send something you found online to a friend because you want to brighten their day, and sometimes you send something you found online to a friend with the precise attitude and bearing of a cat very carefully lining up their paw with the back of another cat's head.

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

I care about my needs. I care about my health. I am intentional about the people I love. I tend to myself first. I am compassionate towards myself first. I lift myself up. I am here for myself.

[bungerc0re]

boyfriends and dogs. some of the most contemptible beings on this earth. yet some would try to convince you a "golden retriever boyfriend" is desirable or cute

[10001gecs]

i love you being clean i love you taking multiple showers a day i love you washing my hands as soon as i come home i love you having sets of clothes for inside, outside, and bedtime i love you washing everything before i eat it and i love you having my own sets of everything that i can disinfect

[10001gecs]

you guys are never going to believe what i just got diagnosed with

[soup-mother]

I steam ironed your girlfriend and she giggled a lot and went flat and I folded her up and put her in my linen closet and she was blushing sooo hard and it was really cute and now I'm gonna go get her and put her on my bed without u.