Medicine Cabinet

(◕‿◕ ✿) Hello.

[tiktokdickcocks]

[gaysie]

do u think omegaverse acknowledges covid-19 and the generation of people who permanently lost their sense of smell like how are they all scenting each other now is the omegaverse economy in shambles

[omegaverse]

it's in fucking shambles

[grumpy-gh0st]

All hot girls have one or more of the following

Digestive issue

Mental illness

Bisexual

Sleepy bitch disease

[brainstatic]

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

[emptyjunior]

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

[ssskeletonsoffun]

[thatsoneforamerica]

Gotta do everything myself around here

[otterology]

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

[backyardbob01]

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

[steelblaidd]

☝️

Beach, booze, Buffett.

[alexseanchai]

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

[kvothe-kingkiller]

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

[officiallordvetinari]

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

[theswordwizard]

reading the first half of the comments like

[neopoints]

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

[jerryterry]

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

[jerryterry]

Did it the lazy easy way: 

It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

[nyawave]

FETISH?????????

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

god i wish i were you

[dust-princess]

Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or Pokémon?

[hikari-ni-naritai]

I’m so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but it’s the bread

[miraculous-writings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD

[trappedinavelociraptor]

world heritage post

[post-store]

$27.99

[notallmensheviks]

catholic pez

[rat-mama]

[mitski-miyawakis]

[shoelace-and-friends]

[spacecrygirl]

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202]

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

[ywg]

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

[rotmance-deactivated20210324]

i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

[drumandbassdoll-deactivated2023]

[powersnuffgirls]

[juxhex]

[asingularcanadian]

[unsettlingstories]

When will Microsoft Edge finally be allowed to Microsoft Cum :(

[unsettlingstories]

Ever post something and wonder later if your medication is slowly poisoning you?

[aiiaiiiyo]

Ice delivery man in Houston, TX circa 1920 Check this blog!

[corporatebigwig]

why did he eat this 

[shorthistorian]

#the hip pop… the cigarettes in the hat…#how many kids from pre-electric refrigeration look suspiciously like this guy I wonder…#POV: You are a bored housewife whose husband is constantly away on business trips and barely looks at you when he gets home#and this guy is rolling up to your house on like a weekly basis with a block of ice and his WWI thousand yard stare

Historian finishing a dissertation on the ice industry here. For once, I am not here to take away your joy!  “Oh no, the ice man is too sexy and he’s going to fuck my wife while I’m not home” was a legit moral panic for DECADES. So much so that if you were fancy, you could get an icebox built into your wall so the dirty, sexy ice man didn’t have to come inside your house with your delicate, impressionable wife.  This pic is going in the diss if I can chase down the correct citation for it.

[crimsonseekers]

sometimes i just look at this panel and think about how wild mtmte and lost light was in hindsight

[crimsonseekers]

I’m glad we can all agree on this because I’ve brainstormed a list of a few more things Rodimus didn’t mention:

Found the cure for frame fatigue, static spark syndrome, and cybercrosis

Accidentally invented parallel universes

Found the Knights of Cybertron and ‘Cyberutopia’

Discovered the secret of the Ultra Magnuses (Ultra Magni?)

Saved Swerve from a to-scale Earth that’s a sitcom

Got smote by the Guiding Hand and lived

Had nothing but contempt for the court of The Guiding Hand and was not held in contempt

Retook the ship from the mutineers

Tamed a horde of scraplets

Things the Scavengers accomplished (since they’re there too):

Escaped the DJD

Saved Grimlock and kept him as their unit mascot. Fucking Grimlock.

This entire goddamn page:

Hacked Autopedia and changed their profiles well enough to fool Red Alert

And Nickel bossed around the DJD, ditched them and ran with Deathsaurus as a badass medic, and worked with Spinister to fix Grimlock’s brain

Things they do after the speech:

Find the actual Guiding Hand

Defeat a planet with the power of friendship

Gatecrash another universe

Feel free to add on if I’ve missed anything bc I’m mainly going off of memory here

[styrofoam-chromosome-deactivate]

#mtmte sure was one big yee haw                                                                                                    

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

remember when tumblr used to have the format for reblogged additions on posts be indented instead of vertical and if the post had enough additions to it (which happened frequently because no one on tumblr can shut their fucking mouth) it would just push all the text off the side of the post completely and it became unreadable. it would get so far pushed over that it would just be exactly one character per line and you had to read the post like that. that was a real thing that happened

[brostateexam]

[peketostuffs]

Remember when people got pissed when staff changed this even though it what was probably one of the only good updates this website ever had

[paintingispoetry]

Gustav Klimt, Death and Life, 1915

[sexhaver]

[fisherfurbearer]

[sword-and-nightingale]

[skin-slave]

[iambowman-deactivated20191219]

Would you care for some refreshments?

[shit-bin-moved-accounts]

oh that’s cool they made the bottles look melted into the gr-

[slopaganda]

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

[slopaganda]

[neopoint]

hey guys i’m so sorry