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‘So, you’re saying you are capable of up and leaving this island now? Well gee, aren’t you the luckiest of us all. Stupid fucking alpaca, go back to your own island already.’
"Yes! I'm free due to good behaviour! Please do me a favour, ojisan, and don't provoke me to change that. Now I can visit and kick you whenever I want, you know~?"
‘Well excuse me for being mean. I was very happy being a fucking goat again, and now I’m trapped here with you assholes.’
“Ooh, you think I’m stuck here with you? Cute! I’m just visiting to tease you and make you miserable.”
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‘Go Fuck yourself Fei-ke.’
“Ojisan is so mean~? El oh el.”
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“Ah, sorry to kind of spring it up on you all of a sudden. We should get a vegetarian pizza though, just to be safe.” Then it isn’t exactly pizza anymore, but it wouldn’t be any fun if Fei got sick.
What else are people supposed to do during sleepovers, again? Fei probably had no idea given his history, and Tsukasa has zero experience with sleepovers. He knows movies are a thing at least. Possibly, they could like toilet paper on fire to throw at houses to cause a stir and run from the authority…!
No, that doesn’t seem right, but definitely a fun idea to save for another time. Fei might have his own plans, anyway.
“We could watch scary movies! What else do you want to do, Fei?
"They... make vegetarian pizza?" He wondered in awe. He had never heard that before, and honestly, he figured it was probably because humans found vegetarian pizzas boring. He had gotten a few weird looks from the goatlings around when he nibbled on hay in public...
(He later learned to eat oatcakes in public instead. They weren't as yummy, and they still kind of hurt his stomach, but alpacas adapted pretty well.)
"Scary movies sound okay! I haven't watched movies with friends since I was back home with the other alpacas." And really, he did sound delighted to be able to do that again with people. One of the little things that he hoped would make him feel more at ease around here.
"Uhm... do we hit each other with pillows too?"
Amethyst eyes watch the stranger as he went off to get something—a…dress—and the seraph blinks at the stranger before looking at the blue dress studded with what looks like diamonds.
Mikleo stares at the dress, dumbstruck, and he cringes at the sound the dress makes. Truthfully, being called pretty is never new to him; it’s something he’s heard many times even before coming here—hell, even before he left Elysia, thanks to a certain brunet—but no one has really gone out of their way to tell Mikleo he should wear a dress, of all things. It takes him off-guard and speechless.
Being likened to a goddess is somehow flattering, somehow, but it kind of leaves an uncomfortable taste in the seraph’s mouth.
“Uh, no, thanks,” he says too fast, a hand raising to wave the dress off. “I don’t think something like that suits a man like me.” He doesn’t have any qualms about what other people prefer to wear, simply because he just doesn’t care, but him wearing something like that…
Despite the rejection (?), Fei managed to remain in high spirits, mostly due to his conviction on the matter - after all, he was suuuper certain this person, no matter their claim, would look great in a dress! He just had to convince him, or something of that matter.
Actually, he probably had more of an interest in trying to fathom why the other wasn't keen on dresses in the first place. Was gender really that big of an upset on the clothing industry? Even though the alpacas preferred to communicate with their people and took a human form often, they still didn't care too much about garments.
(Not that they pranced around naked. Sometimes.)
"Eh, why is that?" He asked with a head tilt, looking at the dress and wondering if he just didn't like the design. "Maybe... you want to try a different one? I thought blue might be your colour..."
She was beginning to calm down at the nuzzles of Blueberry-chan. A small smile came as she realized she wasn’t in trouble and her grip began to loosen.
“I’m still a little scared.” She was actually still more scared than her words let on, but she was going to be strong. Like her idols the Alpacas. Like Momo-chan. With one more squeeze to the plushie in her arms, her smile widened.
“I love the Alpacas! My parents always told me stories about them! They made our island peaceful and raised everyone to be kind to one another! I always said I was going to find them one day and thank them in person!”
Wait, sister figure? She gave him candy? Did he know Momo-chan personally? Cue fascinated Momoka. “You know Momo-chan? Momma named me after her! Momoka!”
She waited a few seconds as her full attention was on Fei now, not on her fear or the plushies. “Do you really know Momo-chan?!”
Ahhh... so she really was from their island! On one hand, he was sort of glad to have at least one native here, and yet not, because she was only a child who had practically been kidnapped or something. He would seriously have to ram one of those goats, maybe present them with the kid and kick Kano straight up the chin when she wasn't looking.
After all, this was so cruel! The alpacas certainly wouldn't have done this! Stupid goats, uuuugh...
Fortunately, his irritation (yet again, masked) subsided at her enthusiasm, and Fei bit back a laugh, glad to see that his nee-chan had built up quite the fandom back home- even enough to have parents naming their children after her. "Is that so? Momo-chan would be really happy to hear that, she never liked her real name much either."
At least he had calmed her down, sort of! Was this really... calm? No, but it was better than misery. "Mhm, we were close back when I still lived up there. I miss her a lot." He pointed metaphorically to the ceiling, despite no open air.
“I said I will get to it! I don’t need you to actually babysit.” This was certainly growing to be one of the more frustrating things about her quite literally blowing up a fuse. She had still to hear some tantrums being thrown from the others– actually, be be fair… Keahi was almost positive that they hadn’t even noticed of that misfortune of an event. Sadly, this alpaca seem to just want to be on their case.
Gods. She did not need another one telling her on how she was doing her job. Or at least, not doing it. Not to mention, she was slightly thinking of upholding the holding back her mega tantrums to have these citizens not be so scared of her… But who knows if she would actually be able to hold that back.
And then came the fact that he seemed to be rather easily to believe that Kano would have to say with these things– “Not entirely.” At least that was what she was able to string in together. “In a sense, yes… but it can also be the few things that make you a bit too excited.” And thus causing repetitions in those acts.. Like making her lose her breath.
“Are you going to deny that you enjoy doing these things?” The fire goddess asked with another tug at the scarf around her neck.
"Mmhn-hnnm." Fei replied in a completely monotone voice, pulling his scarf from her and tossing it around his own neck instead before she continued her accusations. After what Sho had told him, just hearing that being excited about something made it your kink seemed wrong. What if you had a great fascination for... er, architecture, or something... were really pretty houses your kink? Or did you have to do the vertical tango in that really pretty house?
The more he thought about it, the more he got lost in the matter, so he let it go and then pouted when she attempted to bring it up again.
"Enjoy hurting you?" He had to keep himself under wraps on the matter, but yes, suppose he did enjoy punishing the goats, would that really fall under those conditions? Fei bit his lip, mouth twisting into something of a pout before he shook his head.
"I'm just giving you a taste of your own medicine - what you did to others for years, but in my own way. If this is my 'kink', then does that mean you have the same kink?"
The small child tried her best to shuffle deeper into anything she could, but probably failed miserably. Especially now that someone was in the room with her and staring directly at where she was trying to hide. She then went completely still, hoping that maybe the other being would go away.
This was probably his bedroom though, she was cornered and trapped.
Giving into her fate, Momoka made her way to the other, unknowingly still holding onto a pink alpaca plushie as a lifeline. Tears were swelling in the child’s eyes as she stood there trying to find what to say. “’mm sorry.”
A few seconds later she just fell onto her knees on the floor and buried her face in the plush she was holding. “I just wanna get back on the train and go home but it won’t let me. I wanna go home.” Her voice was muffled by fluff, but she was trying her best to not burst into scared wails of sadness. “I shouldn’t have been touched your stuff! I’m sorry!”
The question of who she was wasn’t answered. She just stayed on the floor with the bundle of fluff in her arms and trying her best to not be afraid right now.
Momo-chan was a blessing for anyone who needed to calm down, and even though someone had technically just entered his room, Fei couldn't be upset at anyone who had clung to his idol alpaca for moral support. That aside, he couldn't stay upset at anyone who was crying either and, about to crouch and ask her to calm down, the god found himself dumbstruck as she spluttered out more explanations.
Eyelids lowering, Fei bit his lip and shuffled closer to pick up another plush of his - Blueberry-chan for that matter. "Hey... it's okay." He smiled, raising the stuffed animal to nuzzle at her head with its muzzle. "You were just scared, right? Anyone would be if they came here and weren't able to go back."
He wondered if he was saying that from experience, or if he were only sympathizing with her. Judging by what she had said, this child probably came from his own island, but why wasn't she allowed to return? What had the goat gods done now? Even though he could feel his anger flare, he dared not let it show, lest she think he was mad at her and not those stupid over glorified shaved sheep.
"Do you like them? Momo-chan is one of my favourite gods. She used to give me candy every time I was upset, so I seen her as a sister figure."
“Hey, you’re the one who was in that simulation, right? Um….Fei?”
He really hoped he had gotten the other’s name right. He met so many people that day, it wouldn’t really be a surprise if he was mistaken. For a moment, he had to feel lucky. That other guy who kept getting angry wasn’t around the alpaca god now…
“Eh...?”
Now, when he heard the voice, he wasn’t too sure, but open seeing the degree of that hairstyle, he was almost certain he knew this person. In fact, upon recognizing them, Fei’s expression lit up and he nodded with a bright smile, delighted to see that he could meet people outside of that simulation too.
“Mhm! That’s me. You’re Tsuna, right?”
The train wasn’t letting her back on.
She saw other people getting on the train, and honestly she didn’t remember getting on the train to get here in the first place, but here she was. Far from home in a place that feels much less happy than her own island.
Every time she took a step towards the doors, they would close. She would step back, and they would open. This was a process she repeated for hours until finally she gave up. Momoka was stuck here, wherever here was, and alone.
She was scared. Yet somehow, wandering around the island and trying to not cry, she found a board with her name on it. Was this where she was supposed to go? Apartment 702?
She swallowed her fear enough to ask a few people where this was, and was led to the apartment building. Lost and alone, the alpaca worshiping child made it to the apartment that was now her home. The rooms were empty as she glanced in, and she was sure the empty looking room was hers, but the room next to it?
This was a room she could live in. All of her fear melted away as she dove into a pile of plushies shaped like Alpacas. They were soft and fuzzy and reminded her of home. This feeling of safety couldn’t last long, as the front door opened and she realized she was technically doing a bad thing. She was in someone else’s room without permission.
As quietly as she could, she tried to bury herself in the plushies and blend in before she could be found by the one this room belonged to.
Fei had gotten hungry, and his stomach wasn't working too well after all the human food he had been eating. Basically, he'd been nothing short of sick, then spent an hour healing, then eaten more, and been sick again. Warnings had gone straight over his head from the alpacas above, and he was naive to think that maybe some foods would stick with him, but boy was he wrong. It seemed that even in his human form, he still had to wait a while for his digestive system to even bother adjusting. Eventually, he came to the conclusion that he needed to go buy some real food.
Non-human food.
A lump of hay, grass, and a giant bag of Camelibra later, Fei returned home and shuffled inside, dumping the large objects on the floor and cursing himself for not working out more. He could carry a goat, sure, but all this food was just too much for him. Closing the door, he-- ... wait a moment.
Had the door been opened? He had given it a shove before bothering with his key, and it had definitely budged open, so- oh god. A tad panicky, the alpaca god headed inside in a blur and checked the surroundings, everything flagging up okay until he found himself in his own bedroom. Elsewhere seemed fine, but his alpaca collection, which was usually in mint condition, was a mess and almost definitely hiding something.
"... Uhm, excuse me?" At least it wasn't a goat. His collection might have been giant, but that specific area wasn't too big. Judging by that much, it was hiding a child, or a large dog. "Who are you?"
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Name: Fia
(It sounds so close to Fei, but it means fire, so it was necessary.)
Gender: FemaleGeneral Appearance:
Personality: One word, crybaby. Since Keahi is the most sensitive of the goats as far as emotions go, and Fei is an alpaca who practically embraces emotions, Fia is absolutely riddled with them. She gets upset constantly, switches moods all the time, but the worst part is that her powers are directly linked to her emotions too. She has mostly Keahi’s explosive nature, as in, when she starts crying, the rain might start crying... fire... and the winds don’t really help either. Fia is, much to Fei’s disappointment, very destructive, but she always feels super bad for it since she can’t help it.Special Talents: Her fire can’t be deoxygenated. Ha. Also since she’s an alpaca/goat love child, her hair is just as fluffy and soft as Fei’s and it’s super long, so she heats it up and cuddles into it like a giant blanket.Who they like better: Keahi. Mama is super cool. One day she wants to be able to control her powers to be more like mama! ... Even though she sometimes forgets she also has wind powers.Who they take after more: Fei. The aforementioned mix of emotions shows that much. She’s generally quite cutesy too, as upset as she gets.Personal Headcanon: Keahi can never cook with her because she probably heats everything up herself and so Fia tries to too, but they end up with a burnt down kitchen. Fei always has to take over since he actually uses the stove.
❛ Sleepover! Can we order pizza? ❜
“Pizza...” That was... one of those large round things with lots of -- what did they call it.. toppings, right?
“Hmm... okay!” Yet again, he was less interested in the damage it would do to his stomach and more interested in the idea of ‘yay human food I think’.
That’s… weird. The winds suddenly died just like that…? This island surely was strange, taking just a glance from side to side. Harper’s learned to get used to it by now, considering there’s just disaster after disaster occurring on this little sliver of land. Of course he’d never even think that the stranger before him could be apart of some bigger cause.
A nod is given, however, relieved to know that both the wind and prior worry had died down. But Harper’s still unsure of whether he should really be concerning himself with such petty little things, such as this incident. –You’re thinking too much into it.
“ E-Eh? I… d-don’t think so. ” Shaking his head quickly, he pulls the hood firmly down over his forehead, shading those blue beastly eyes. “ U-Um, excuse me… I have s-somewhere I need to be. ” Anxiety pulling his head down, he moves to quickly walk pass the stranger, knowing well that if he should stay any longer, he may be in trouble.
"Mmnn... really? But I'm almost sure of it..."
Gods generally had a birds eye outlook on most of the residents, after all. The alpaca gods had resided in the sky for some time now, giving Fei a window to watch the people below, and get to know them without actually speaking just yet. But this wasn't the same sort of familiarity he had with this individual, as though he had physically seen him before - or at least acknowledged his presence on a higher state.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back, and Fei was no stranger to said satisfaction. As soon as they began to walk away in a hurry, Fei bleated in surprise and hopped after him, if only because he had caught a glimpse of something raw and enigmatic in those pupils before he hid them. They said eyes were a gateway to a person's soul, and now he was suuupersuuuuper interested!
"N-ne, wait up a moment?" His steps accelerated until he had maintained a stable pace beside them. "What's your name? I'm Fei!"
As much as the seraph had seen almost all the sights the town has to offer, surprisingly, he hasn’t gone to one section of the shopping district, which is the clothing section.
Okay, actually, this is Mikleo; it’s not a really a surprise he hasn’t gone there to begin with. The seraph doesn’t hold any special interest in clothing, after all. His regular clothes get him by, and the clothes that are already in his closet before he arrived here are enough to keep him well-dressed at home. Mikleo doesn’t hold any special interest in clothes for himself, but they make a good subject when it comes to learning more about the cultures within the island, so… why not take a look around, right?
Except, well, so far, nothing of importance or anything interesting has caught the seraph’s attention, but he did catch someone else’s interest in him instead. Amethyst eyes blink at the stranger, before looking around then back at him. This person…isn’t talking to Mikleo, is he?
“…Do you…do you mean me?”
Admittedly, Fei had gotten a few looks from the people surrounding his intended target, but they had been the only one to answer, which relieved him. Not wanting to excuse them was a given and, delighted by the response, the alpaca got lifted a sparkly blue dress - dotted with white diamond-like spheres at the bottom - then headed over to hold it up.
"Mhm!" He nodded, holding up the clothing and giving it a small shake to trigger the shimmery sound that the tassels produced. "Don't you think so? You're a really pretty person, almost like a goddess, so I think something equally as pretty would look good on you!"
Granted, the person's clothes already held a standard of regality, but Fei was absolutely certain he would suit a dress too. Perhaps they already knew how dazzling they looked?
“I got to it!!” Well, the preventing it from getting worse that is. There wasn’t much that could be really done after that. Though, there is going to be some repairs to be needed with the attractions by the volcano.
“I’ll finish getting to it. You really don’t give us enough credit.” Augh, this guy barked worse than Kano did. At least– actually, scratched that.. Both seemed to be rather pleased when she was the one to mess up and giving them quite enough for them to harp on her about. Augggggh.
With the tug of scarf now being placed around her neck, she was quickly moving her hand to pull on the fabric enough for him to not suffocate her this time. "Do you have a kink for these stuff?” When was she going to learn to not provoke the smaller god? Not any time soon, that is for sure. But it was a serious question, especially with how consecutively it was beginning to be.
With an audible augh, she was really beginning to hate this punishment of theirs. Great goats!! He was the only one complaining about that misfortune of an event.
“What type of community service are you asking for?”
Fei gave her a look of disbelief at that, letting out a sigh and-- "It took you guys weeks to get to repairing houses, where people actually live, nevermind a volcano area where barely anyone inhabits. You're better at procrastinating than actually doing your jobs." Granted, he was almost sure that they considered their jobs to be around the spectrum of wrecking stuff, not looking after their citizens.
"Besides, you're too late, it's all gone now." The small alpaca moaned in regard for his own timekeeping. After all, he was a little used to cleaning up after a certain alpaca god's candy raining sprees back home...
But his thoughts had been interrupted by her question, and Fei's eyes all but lit up - not in joy or happiness, but in shock, violet hues scrunching into a narrowed state soon after. "Kink?" He repeated, lip pouting around the word. "That again... no? I thought that was something to do with sex?" But then again, Kano had never really told him what fell under a kink by explaining his own, and Sho had only touched the surface with his explanation.
As per his curiosity, the sandy haired god abandoned his question of community service right now, wiggling the scarf around her neck to urge her own.
After all these memes? Always.
Lovechild meme
Poorly describe your muse on anon and my muse will try to guess who’s being talked about.
Send “🐙” for a cute thread in which our muses are children fighting over a plush. (For Ai)
Ask my muse a question: FE:A Kid’s Edition! (Also for Ai)
Until Dawn sentence starters
Cryaotic sentence starters
Send me a “What??” for my muse’s reaction to yours putting their hand in their pants. (for the winkwonk)
Send “💀” and I’ll roleplay as my muse’s mirror universe counterpart with yours for a thread.
Insult someone my muse cares about on anon.
Send “ ♫ “ for my muse’s reaction to yours standing outside their window holding up a boombox playing some cheeser-level music. Add “reverse” for the opposite!
( As always, if there are any memes you do not want to receive, feel free to strike them out! )
Saguru & C-ta
“Excuse you? Fei-ke, you don’t bully Keahi, I do.”
