Vollando

Computer Science student | Designer

[pukicho]

[cutest-animals-here]

[calamitys-child]

Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleep

Me writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words long and contains 19 commas & a semicolon, fuck you

[xthehatchick]

You either die with a bachelors degree or you stay in college long enough to watch yourself become the villain.

[maaarine]

Fincher + Fight Club (x)

[maaarine]

[staraptor]

which one of  you wallopers is responsible for this 

[remaded-deactivated20190301]

The thing goes LGBDTTTIBRRAAAAPP, pap pap ka ka ka, skibiki pap pap and a pu pu prruuu boom

[different-landscapes]

[hakuteeth]

Me as hozier liking this tweet

[wild-cabins]

Huck

[unluckyrose]

three main parts of d&d culture are

1. *drops to 0hp* “I’m dead.” “You’re not dead yet”

2. rolling a bad perception roll and your dm is just like “you don’t have a fucking clue where you are. a room maybe?”

3. when the dm is narrating a scene for another character and your character isn’t even there so when you make a smartass comment about what’s happening the dm shouts “You’re not here”

[burgrs]

Sun in FUCK!!!!!! moon in PISS!!!! SHIT rising

[krekhead]

[fenkko]

has bakugou ever heard of overbrushing

[sicktekkers-deactivated20150829]

man door hand hook car door is honestly still the best story i’ve ever read

[spockschesthair]

this story has the comedic longevity of “none pizza left beef”

[hirokazukoreeda]

Whoever takes the biggest swig can dance with me.

Frida (2002), dir. Julie Taymor.

[thekwikemart]

[jennyofvengerberg]

A magician never reveals her tricks.

[the-memedaddy]

[historicaltimes]

Protesting the high school dress code that banned slacks for girls, Brooklyn c.1940

via reddit