Ms. Harmony Wanker

I'm a posh bint

[vommy]

ACTUALLY

Music IS about fireworks, I’ve got enough emotions already thank you Portugal

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Euro Vision

Eu-eu-euro vision

euro vision

Eu-eu-euro vision

To me to EU

[slab-o-meat]

catch me free of bad vibes full of natural energy as i longboard down the street in these bad boys

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Holy fuck, I hope these are both expensive AND feel worse than stepping on LEGO cos the people who buy these deserve it

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Recently I’ve realised that I have fancied every single one of the “Scottish Widows” ladies since I was tiny and I don’t intend on ever stopping #Gottacrushonthemall

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If I married the Scottish widow and then she murdered me to maintain her #personalbrand I wouldn’t even mind

[vommy]

Recently I’ve realised that I have fancied every single one of the “Scottish Widows” ladies since I was tiny and I don’t intend on ever stopping #Gottacrushonthemall

[clit-lit-101]

Dr Doe’s Pelvic Exam

Sexplanations with Dr Doe

Twitter @elleteedee Tumblr @tumblingdoe

[vommy]

Ok but he says “I don’t call them stirrups because you are not a horse” but it isn’t the horse that uses the stirrups (unless it is a horse riding another horse)

[vommy]

Got this piece I finished framed up!

[vommy]

Certified banger

[mama-green]

important PSA about when your car is smoking

like literally smoking from the engine

white and you smell pancakes? it’s the coolant. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

a slight blue tinge? it’s the oil. panic and pull over, but you’ll live

grey, looks like fire smoke? gasoline; the most combustable and dangerous. pull over and leave the vehicle, pray.

sharing because i didn’t know this when my car started smoking white yesterday and i was so afraid for my life.

[alicatchrist-deactivated2019031]

Reblogging because a dear friend of my Moms with mechanic experience told me the same thing when I got my license.

[vommy]

Blue or white

You’ll be alright

Grey to black?

Run, don’t look back

[hungerpunch]

i need everyone w a netflix account to put on the get down. i don’t care if u watch it (i hope u do, but), just stream it as u go about ur life bc they’re already talking about how expensive of a show it was to make and how its ratings aren’t up to snuff AND THIS JUST NEEDS TO EXIST, IF THEY DON’T RENEW THIS SHOW FOR S2 I WILL DIE PLEASE, please. watch this show & if u can’t get into it just let it play while u do other shit we need ur numbers please 🙏

[veryfemmeandantifascist]

it’s really interesting how when sens8 came out so many posts were created begging people to watch it despite it’s racist creators because if it failed “no new tv shows with lgbt representation would made”. And yet here we have a show made up of young black/latino actors, created with heavy involvement from the DJ, hip hop, and dance community that accurately showcases lgbt music history but still is getting low ratings.

[lancrebitch]

The Get Down is seriously good, well worth giving it a chance

[vommy]

#madlads

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Weird and depressing end to my facebook friend’s JuicePlus career - she stopped posting about it for a couple of weeks, now she has announced she is getting a gastric band. She has joined a new MLM where they post pictures of their grocery shopping for reasons that are purposefully unclear. She seems to drink a lot of Yazoo.

[vommy]

Holy crap the Get Down tho

[intotheastral-blog]

I hate that post going round that’s like “haha you wouldn’t tell a disabled guy he’s using his crutch as a crutch” ecause that very thing literally happens to people that use mobility aids.

I can’t count how many time people (including physiotherapists who’re supposed to be understanding and help me) have said “you need to stop relying on your crutches” and the like.

I literally had a physiotherapist remove my crutches from under me without my consent and tell me to walk.

And it’s not even a rare thing.

Wheelchair users get told they need to stop relying on their wheelchairs, cane users get told they shouldn’t rely on their canes etc.

I’m just so bored with the depression-centric ableism rhetoric, erasing the ableism people with physical and visable disabilities experience

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

“have you tried weed to fix your mental illness” is just the libertarian version of “have you tried yoga”

[iskariotrising]

[xenosagaepisodeone]

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[brbjellyfishing]

this is the kind of content we all deserve to see

[paradoxpig]

this cured my depression

[vommy]

There’s an extended version for those cases that are more resistant to treatment, hope this helps #signalboost