Vorpeseda

she/her

[vorpeseda]

@hyrule-taco @updateseventually @robinschadel @alanna-rose87 @sword-wielding-trans-girl @brynnigann @mandalorianreynolds @quavey 

Ray-Ban Sunglasses reduced by 90%

[vorpeseda]

@hyrule-taco @updateseventually @robinschadel @alanna-rose87 @sword-wielding-trans-girl @brynnigann @mandalorianreynolds @quavey 

ok

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[vorpeseda]

My hair is already long and unkempt. I do need a couple of bright yellow hair clips though.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Improve your LARP costume by LARPing as a normal person from modern earth who has been sucked into a fantasy land and doesn’t want to hang out with these nerds.

[vorpeseda]

This one I've seen done. I've seen two LARPs where this is a standard character option.

[buggerygrips]

honestly, out of all the games that might have patch notes reading “fixed a Geneva convention violation”, Stardew Valley was not one I expected.

[ink-quill-coffee]

Lol?!?

[zennistrad]

This far from the first game to do so. This specific Geneva Conventions violation is so common in video games the Red Cross itself has had to tell the industry to knock it off.

My favorite part of it all is that it makes “Neopets violated the Geneva Conventions in the early 2000s” a completely true sentence.

[cool-eevee]

[vorpeseda]

Yep, the red cross is NOT a generic medical symbol, and should not be used as such.

A more accurate and legal choice would be a white cross on a green background, which most real first-aid kits use.

"Geneva Convention Violation" is a pretty dramatic way of saying it, although it's technically true.

[liquidcatt]

[vorpeseda]

Alright, you got me on this one

[doomguy-suggestion]

Another lifehack for demon hunters: attach a miniature rocket launcher to your sub-machine gun, too.

[vorpeseda]

Painkiller showing us a great example of this in action.

[probablybadrpgideas]

Mod Pencil’s RPG Finds!

(from ultimate power, for Mutants and Masterminds) At first sight this seems like a cool, if fairly standard, power. It’s just fancy flight. Then you look at the limited version and realise that the game has official rule suggestions for the power to fling yourself bodily at large metal objects. Note that the minimum speed of flight in M&M is 10mph. The maximum for an average powered game is 10,000 mph. In a straight line. Towards large masses of metal. “Have no fear, citizens! I’m here to save the day”, you yell, before slamming facefirst into a city bus at 10 times the speed of sound. Everyone is at least distracted from the supervillian attacks if nothing else. Go you! Mod Pencil.

[vorpeseda]

If you can make your character durable enough to survive the landing, play a magnetic ninja.

[meme4u]

[oakythequeenofcandyland-deactiv]

[gamerpigeon-deactivated20180729]

why do you hurt me so

[moved-to-ultraniceness-blog]

oh my fucking god why am i tearing up this is ridiculous

[skywalkerangst]

This is super cute! So, to all of you who are sobbing, let me tell you the truth of the matter. Wooly Bear caterpillars are born in autumn/early winter, and live as far north as the arctic. They freeze over the winter months, completely solid. Then, come spring time, they thaw out, and turn into an Isabella Tiger moth. So this little guy/girl is going to have a very happy memory to dream about over the winter. And you can all stop crying now. :)

[moved-to-ultraniceness-blog]

omg thank you 

[tekniklr]

if Tumblr dies, it is content like this I will miss the most

[porterr-robinson]

[tanookitoes]

its high noon

[vorpeseda]

"You missed the target"

"There was a target?"

[sporadicpandatyrant]

Did you know DIY counts as exercise?

Even a moderate uplift in daily activities can see real benefits. Read our full article before reaching for the paint brush

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Brought to you by Voltarol

[vorpeseda]

Why on earth are you hammering a screw in?

[lefthandedtoons]

The Standard Model of Ario Theory | Left-Handed Toons

Comic URL: http://www.lefthandedtoons.com/1914/

[esser-z]

….

[sheep-kinta]

you

[vorpeseda]

Alternatively, we can merge Sonic and Mario canons

[cloudvelundr]

I’ve been seeing a lot of threat posts lately and honestly? Fuck that shit. People could have made nice posts but no - y’all gotta go and give people anxiety. No-one needs to reblog bupkis.

[vorpeseda]

But it's so cute that I will reblog anyway.

[anime--irl]

anime_irl

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

did i ever tell you guys about that time i gave my sister 2000 nickels for her birthday

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

special ordered them from the bank

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

nice to know that in a world full of change, tumblr still has no idea how numbers work

[laurajameskinney]

thats…thats $100, right? 

[rabeimwald]

@ you weebs

2,000/10=200

Two hundred dollar power move

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Math is literally the only thing i have going for me  #It’s my bragging right  #Even Gaud can’t take that away

You divided by 10. 10 is for dimes

[lizzykasters]

Y'all. 2,000 nickels is $400. 2,000÷5. It equals $400.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m crying. no, no it doesn’t

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the answers keep getting worse better

[pawesome-but-pawful]

Guys it’s 50$.

what the hell.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

honey no

[fracturedsunbeams]

This post is getting progressively worse and I love it with a passion 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah that’s me

[kaldurcalm-deactivated20240513]

They’re also the person who accidentally got a math degree

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yeah i did that too

[vorpeseda]

American currency used to be something I vaguely understood from mentions in the media.

Now it's something I don't understand at all.

[kantaikongoukai]

sauce: suspended twitter account (unknown)

[vorpeseda]

I like it when my friends do this to me.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

got mugged at Claire’s

[fishmessiah]

Got thrown into the void at Claire’s

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

slipped into an alternate timeline at Claire’s 

[linguinequeenie]

Fought God at Claire’s

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Defeated God at Claire’s

[queen-of-the-arcade-machine]

Sucked off Satan at Claire’s

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

at Claire’s?

[someoneinneedofcoffee]

Yeah it was at Claire’s

[some-dragon-bastard]

Ate God’s corpse at Claire’s

[asianmanatea]

Tore off an angel’s wings at Claire’s

[vorpeseda]

Having been to Claire's many times, and even getting pierced there, I'm starting to feel an ominous sense of dread, as though my luck may run out if I go in for a new headband, and end up being sacrificed to an elder god or something.