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Eris | 25yo | she/her I may be cringe but you’re mean and that’s worse. If you like sad stories consider checking out my original story on AO3 I also have a Wikipedia for my original characters and universe ✨

[furryprovocateur]

hey. hey what the fuck.

[franzkavkas]

I think kafka’s diaries are the strongest evidence that journaling is not necessarily good for your mental health

[a-suffusion-of-yellow-deactivat]

it's because he didn't use washi tape

[franzkavkas]

The fursona vent art didn’t help either :(

[greelin]

beautiful bisexual people we must keep going

[greelin]

we. We Have To

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

being a TA is so unserious why was my snow day email "class cancelled no zoom if you want a 20 point bonus assignment go build a snowman and send me a pic"

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

oh no

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

fic planning be like:

[screechthemighty]

and sometimes like

[sentientsky]

repeating this to myself forever and ever

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[rustandstardustbinds]

Or just have one that covers all three like I do

[youre-only-gay-once]

since tumblr wants to be all fancy changey, heres my idea for some new ui functions.

peace dove: let's you request permission to reblog from an op who's blocked you. if the request is denied the dove explodes like that one baseball gif i'm gonna gank you: let's you tell op they pissed you off and you're blocking them

the new pdf: let's op know you think their post is one of the things that makes tumblr the new pdf

rare tumblr w: sends you to the wikipedia page for the topic of a post so you don't act a fool in the comments not knowing better

[marius-vonraum]

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

[immovabletype]

economists are concerned that with the growing impacts of US tariffs on global trade, within the next five years middle schoolers may be snickering at numbers as low as 53

[thistoowillpasss]

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[cattycattitude]

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

[cattycattitude]

A helpful visual:

[quasi-normalcy]

Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

He does so to dodge the draft

[starrys-moving-her-blog]

usamericans living in houses made out of paper set an impossible standard of masculinity for angry men in other countries

[tastylemonbread]

kyoulle (french kyle) downing a nicotine redbull and attempting to put a hole through the thousand year old cobblestone wall in his bedroom

[drukhari]

Hate the stomach's occasional tendency to respond to hunger with nausea. Like babygirl you are NOT helping your case right now by threatening to push the emergency "eject all food now" button!!!

[bellossom]

me when I "mysteriously" feel better after I "have something to eat"

[gyaru-tau]

my contribution to baby youtube trend