curly haired cunt

sol. she/her.argentina literally whatever

[harryisamilf]

this is so important!

[clockoftheheart]

thank you journalism

[pronouncingitwang]

[ID: 2 screenshots of interview text. The first reads

PLAYBOY: Do you ever get tired of talking about your friendship with Matt?

AFFLECK: I understand the questions. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, they're friends, they're pals, they grew up together, isn't it great and cute? I get all kinds of questions, like, "So how's Matt?" or "What's Matt like?" And I don't know what sort of answers are expected.

Instead of saying Matt's fine and he's doing his thing, I'II be like, "Well, let me tell you about Matt. Matt can give a blow job in a way that's incredible, really special." Most of the time it's like Entertainment Tonight, and they can't air it. But then sometimes you think you're safe, but someone writes it down and it ends up being taken out of context in Out magazine.

PLAYBOY: Does Matt ever get pissed off about that?

AFFLECK: Matt gets it. We have a similar sense of humor, which I think is the main reason we're compatible as friends and in terms of writing. He always thinks it's funny. It's just a question of the rest of them.

PLAYBOY: Let's see if you've learned your lesson: What is Matt Damon really like?

AFFLECK: [Laughs] He gives a really great blow job.

The second reads

PLAYBOY: In his 1999 Playboy Interview, Affleck jokingly said of you, "He gives a really great blow job." Care to return the compliment?

DAMON: I do give great head. I definitely give a better blow job than Ben. I mean, I'm not lucky enough to be able to blow myself, but if I could, I'd never leave the house.

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[kaijuerotica]

hudcon's entire dynamic is soooo good and it kills me that it's so specific to them because a romance about two actors who get their big break together and fall in love while portraying a couple and are rocketed to superstardom and the only person who understands it is each other is buzzy as hell but there's no way to publish that without everyone going "oh yeah that's a reskinned hudcon fic"

[perotovar]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as Jason Devil Makes Three (2024) dir. Loken Charon

[russianblush]

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

[spitzonthefritz]

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

[shanehollandergirl]

i have come to the conclusion that wyatt hayes is who hayden pike thinks he is

[sunnypeachyy]

OMG LOVE THEM 😭

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

ilya telling shane about irina and how they were best friends and he hung out with her all the time and he was her protector and he would skip school on her bad days to brush her hair and make sure she ate something even if it was just tea and she was an angel and you know shane is calculating how best to gently bring up to his husband that that doesn’t sound like it was very fair to child ilya without ilya reacting like a wild fucking animal

[bish0ps]

Mom, dad... you're gay

[shilyas]

Cliff was a year younger than him, a bit of an idiot, and probably Ilya’s best friend.

[shanehollandered]

shane hollander appreciation week // day six → a song that reminds me of him and i’m afraid, oh, don’t let it find me but you can't outrun yourself, you’ll see and i’m powerless, oh, don’t remind me

[lovrito]

luis guillermo back at it!

[rozrozhollander]

What Ilya says: Hollander.

What Ilya means: #loml #sweetheart #autistic angel #hockey god #hottest man alive #literal sunshine #endearing little bilingual shit #my future husband

[bringhomethegum]

ADULTS FX CHALLENGE ↳ 3/5 Main Characters: Anton Evans

[manhasetardis]

“Spongebob: What do you usually do when I’m gone? Patrick: Wait for you to come back.”

[hudsonswilliams]

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