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[batshit-auspol]

Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

[batshit-auspol]

Imagine being on a work call with an Aussie and they suddenly announce they're gonna blow a load in response to a problem.

[fred-the-dinosaur]

Not Aussie but I asked an American once if she was taking the piss ( i.e. pulling my leg, joking. Perfectly cromulent and friendly english expression)

and she got really upset because she thought I was threatening to piss ON her

[honiibbang]

This is killing me

[mr-deep-downer]

[demiboydemon]

[swagophile]

me if i was a mouse and i saw something scary: aw cheese! this is squeaking me out!

my cat friend: i fucking hate hanging out with you

[moomooofdoom]

Originally drafted over a year ago! Their first official date - at the Hotel! Since Vox is broke af

This is the last time we'll be seeing Vox happy for a while so I let them both be a pair of dorks

(Read the Heaven’s Best AU HERE)

[depsidase]

[goldenlining]

the vees all perking up when they make each other laugh. velvette comes up with a witty name for a new clothing trend and preens when val cackles over it. vox makes a horrible dad joke pun and his screen physically brightens up when vel snorts. val snaps out a dig at one of his workers and his bad mood dissolves when vox chuckles. vees just enjoying each others company. u get me

[denekytzu]

It's pretty fucked up that my comfort character, the one I resort to feel better by instinct, is an evil TV demon with God complex who would laugh at my misery. It's so romantic, I love whatever is wrong with him.

[starguardianniom]

Welcome to the club. <3

[thisbisexualbrainrot]

@phddyke

The last tag fucking sent me into orbit dude oh my god it’s so true

[tailofalastor]

'I'm not gay, I like women!'

[ourstarman]

everyone needs more dorlene in their lives

[blasesaint]

[tailybones]

[outromoony]

I don’t choose ships. They choose me, and then destroy my life.

[terragonn]

See, he's not actually bald! This is his HAIR (that only grows on the back half of his head LMAO).

As a sewist I spend way too much time thinking about how Hellaverse clothing works (Hell magic, yes okay but obsessing over it is more fun).

Hellaverse clothing HC's below the cut:

Winged sinners wear halter tops, including faux dress shirts that just have a full open back.

Envelope backs for all winged sinner jackets! Their wings can rest underneath when they're pinned back, yet the full back panel opens up when they fly.

Vox' clothing is made from special VoxTek Biomesh (tm) fabric that lets him breath through his gills.

He also exclusively wears natural fibres like cotton and silk because polyester makes him even more static than he already is.

Tailors and seamstresses are very in demand in Hell - I imagine most sinners still shop at regular stores, but just get their clothing altered after that. More unique sinners (think multiple arms etc.) have to get their clothing custom made, which will also neatly explain the cartoon thing of characters always wearing the same outfit (although Hellaverse is AMAZING in the fashion department!)

Designer labels from Earth take a back seat to Hell's designers, although you can get replica's made to size (I HC this is how Velvette started in Hell).

This is all I could think about for now lol

[puzzlekick]

Alternative ending

[decepticonsensual]

Not to be all "the children have forgotten the sacred texts!" but I just saw someone refer to a ship between two people who are good friends in canon as a crackship.

Hon. No. Crackship doesn't just mean "not canon". It's difficult to imagine two people who spend significant canon time together as a crackship. Crackship is when you write Galactus getting fucked by Tony the Tiger.

[decepticonsensual]

The notes are starting to be all, "Yeah, crackship means there's no chemistry! Even canon ships can be crackships!" and I must STRENUOUSLY disagree.

A crackship isn't just any ship that makes you go, "Eh, I don't see it." A crackship is absolutely WILD in concept. A crackship is the one that makes your friends look at you with the beginnings of existential horror. It's the one where they wave a circle round you thrice and close their eyes in holy dread, for you on honeydew hath fed and drunk the milk of paradise.

anyway I said it as a joke but if anyone wants to join my Tony the Tiger/Galactus Discord -

[mr-dinosaurus]

I love reading fanfics where one character is tagged as jealous, but their partner is unlovable to anyone but them. Like.. calm down, sweetheart, no one wants your man. We're still trying to figure out why you want your man.

[smilefullofcaligari]

Easy as that