[santas-clauze]

We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

[ihate20xx]

i ate 3 batteries when i was 6 and never told anyone

there i said it

[switchbladesounds-deactivated20]

[frolicious]

[velinxi]

Countdown to Countdown update for October 24, 2018!

(Today’s update has very mild depictions of injury/ blood!)

Current update + Tapastic update + New Readers + Patreon + Store

[inabasket]

Target has a “Halloween Dachshund Skeleton” and one of the product photos is a room with nothing in it except the skeleton.

[inabasket]

[zsnes]

my man

[b1rd1e]

What r u guys gonan b for halloween

[signalwave]

sad

[kitthecowboy-deactivated2020030]

gay

[rosegardnz]

sexy

[llalonde]

minecraft

[schifty-al]

Also minecraft

[midoriyasbones]

minecraft as well

[golfgalaxy]

actually if those clowns come back this october i might join them

[cosed]

one day i will. then you’ll see. you will all fucking see

[cosed]

this is the funniest reply everyone else go home

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

[badassdemonsword]

[paper-mario-wiki]

too many fuckn degrees outside

[rooklinqs]

In this house we:

🍭🍬  DO NOT EAT SUGAR  🍬🍭

✋❌ DO NOT TELL LIES  ❌✋

[itsmypoopoopanicmode-deactivate]

I’m so fucking tired of my mutuals refusing to exercise critical thinking. Stop putting Johnny on a pedestal when he a) ate the sugar and b) fucking lied to his father about it when directly confronted.

[420doorcinemaclub]

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

[jodiefoster]

me while sipping apple juice out of a champagne glass and looking dramatically off into the distance: i’ve had it

[muzic-deactivated20181204]

If ur a vampire please interact i have feelings for you

[minecraft]

IIt’s a Minecraft World baby i’m just livin’ in it!!!!!