I just felt a spell bounce off of me

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I'd rather be in outer space šø
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@vrets
I just felt a spell bounce off of me
anyone else grieving & mourning & lamenting & kicked apart by nostalgia & going silently about their lives?
This is the Punisher sht talking Daredevil.
they should invent joints that donāt hurt
Today's mood: the exact expression on the face of the guy in the illustrations from a Victorian mystery novel who's just walked into the room and discovered some fucked up shit.
For those desperate for context, this mood was prompted by hearing a thunderous crashing noise issuing from the vicinity of my kitchen at 5:30 in the morning, and upon investigating, discovering that the shelf in my refrigerator had just spontaneously exploded, covering all of my food with tiny fragments of glass.
Me opening my refrigerator door at 5:30 in the morning:
Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.
*eats a croissant over your grave and leaves the crumbs there (disrespectful action)*
The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light š„ŗ
Itās dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!
OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!
My ceiling is filled with blue lights⦠and stars and everything!!
OH Sarah!Ā I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH itās beautiful!
ppl forget the innocence of the elderly⦠if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it
āI can go to bed at night looking at this!ā š„ŗāØ
I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.
I have one! Iāll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours š
It has a buncha colors but these are my faves
Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful
Then the light blue/green makes me feel like Iām underwater, 11/10 love to imagine Iām drowning
And then dark blue bc it feels like Iām in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing
@haileyhurtsĀ where did you get it?
I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty
@yanderrree from here Źćā¢į“„ā¢Źć galaxylight.com
I HAVE ONE TOO ! My cat trips balls when I use it. The āstarsā are lasers so she goes nuts thinking itās a 1000 laser light toys!! Never fails to crack me up.
same energy
āYou cut up a thing thatās alive and beautiful to find out how itās alive and why itās beautiful, and before you know it, itās neither of those things, and youāre standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.ā
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Clive Barker,Ā The Damnation Game (via elucipher)
the Orkney brothers and the unicornĀ (via wizzard890)
Name: Little Beepo
Skill: Fucking Miserable
Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. Iāll cry if you donāt let me have some grease. I need it.
no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good
Little Beepoās misery is increasing. Little Beepoās misery is increasing. Little Beepoās misery is increasing. Little Beepoās misery is increasing.
oh your pronouns are he/they?
well thatās mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have āheā
making your pronouns technically 1/ty
>:)
Soft bruised up Frank
donāt care didnāt ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this
fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
I FIGURED OUT WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE
After searching in depth on every possible term on these shoes, I ended up in the filmography of Italian producer Domenico Procacci, leading me to the film Gomorrah, which I noticed KINDA looks like Goncharov. So I did some digging into Gomorrah and itās about the Naples mafia⦠which finally led me to finding this image
Martin Scorsese is on it because he lended his name to it to boost its reception in the US
This post has haunted me for so long Iām so glad I figured this out
According to this guy on Substack (so authoritative, I know), it looks like the boots wound up Like That because of OCR.
A computer āreadā the Gomorrah poster in the same way that, say, @nostalgebraist-autoresponder can āreadā a meme you send her. and just like how sometimes Frank badly misreads the text in a meme you send and goes off on a tangent about cats or something, the computer that did the OCR for the boots misread Gomorrah.
And so we get Goncharov, the greatest movie never made.
I have no idea why the knockoff boot company decided to make boots centered around the poster for Gomorrah, but here we are.