I Think Ive Died

29 • Out of Time

[grox]

I just felt a spell bounce off of me

[thememedaddy]

[sweatermuppet]

anyone else grieving & mourning & lamenting & kicked apart by nostalgia & going silently about their lives?

[forgetful-nerd]

This is the Punisher sht talking Daredevil.

[infectiouspiss]

they should invent joints that don’t hurt

[infectiouspiss]

[prokopetz]

Today's mood: the exact expression on the face of the guy in the illustrations from a Victorian mystery novel who's just walked into the room and discovered some fucked up shit.

[prokopetz]

For those desperate for context, this mood was prompted by hearing a thunderous crashing noise issuing from the vicinity of my kitchen at 5:30 in the morning, and upon investigating, discovering that the shelf in my refrigerator had just spontaneously exploded, covering all of my food with tiny fragments of glass.

[prokopetz]

Me opening my refrigerator door at 5:30 in the morning:

[mioxenoblade]

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

[murolo-moved]

*eats a croissant over your grave and leaves the crumbs there (disrespectful action)*

[tiktoksnow]

The amount of serotonin it gave me to watch this grandma react to her new galaxy light 🥺

It’s dark in here- *gasps in excitement* OHH SARAH!

OHH SARAH! *giggles like a little kid* OHhHhH!!

My ceiling is filled with blue lights… and stars and everything!!

OH Sarah! I can go to bed at night looking at this. OHHHH it’s beautiful!

[ittybittytittydiaries]

ppl forget the innocence of the elderly… if there was ever a glimpse of them as a child, this is it

[jung-hooked]

“I can go to bed at night looking at this!” 🥺✨

I love grandmothers. I miss mine every single day. This is beautiful.

[haileyhurts]

I have one! I’ll deadass be in my room with it on listening to music and disassociating for hours 😂

It has a buncha colors but these are my faves

Purple bc insanely gorgeous 100/10 just beautiful

Then the light blue/green makes me feel like I’m underwater, 11/10 love to imagine I’m drowning

And then dark blue bc it feels like I’m in space, 10/10 would love to go there and stop breathing

[yanderrre]

@haileyhurts where did you get it?

I would love to cry my eyes out in a room this pretty

[haileyhurts]

@yanderrree from here ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ galaxylight.com

[nathaaruiz]

I HAVE ONE TOO ! My cat trips balls when I use it. The “stars” are lasers so she goes nuts thinking it’s a 1000 laser light toys!! Never fails to crack me up.

[weird--wide--web]

same energy

[girlwithouthands]

“You cut up a thing that’s alive and beautiful to find out how it’s alive and why it’s beautiful, and before you know it, it’s neither of those things, and you’re standing there with blood on your face and tears in your sight and only the terrible ache of guilt to show for it.”

—

Clive Barker, The Damnation Game (via elucipher)

the Orkney brothers and the unicorn  (via wizzard890)

[sbd-laytall]

[cat-diagnosis]

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

[fuckthisbjrdplease]

no grease for you, little beepo. im sorry, but its for your own good

[cat-diagnosis]

Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing. Little Beepo’s misery is increasing.

[patt-off]

oh your pronouns are he/they?

well that’s mathematically incorrect becuase you can still simplify the fraction since both sides have “he”

making your pronouns technically 1/ty

[patt-off]

>:)

[ncah-czerny]

[unstablecryptid]

Soft bruised up Frank

[coyoteobsessed]

don’t care didn’t ask plus my psychic visions foretold all this

[amilkyway]

fireflies lighting up a rural Pennsylvania field at dusk

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[dogsuffrage]

I FIGURED OUT WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE

After searching in depth on every possible term on these shoes, I ended up in the filmography of Italian producer Domenico Procacci, leading me to the film Gomorrah, which I noticed KINDA looks like Goncharov. So I did some digging into Gomorrah and it’s about the Naples mafia… which finally led me to finding this image

Martin Scorsese is on it because he lended his name to it to boost its reception in the US

This post has haunted me for so long I’m so glad I figured this out

[your-local-autistic]

[earlgraytay]

According to this guy on Substack (so authoritative, I know), it looks like the boots wound up Like That because of OCR.

A computer “read” the Gomorrah poster in the same way that, say, @nostalgebraist-autoresponder can “read” a meme you send her. and just like how sometimes Frank badly misreads the text in a meme you send and goes off on a tangent about cats or something, the computer that did the OCR for the boots misread Gomorrah.

And so we get Goncharov, the greatest movie never made.

I have no idea why the knockoff boot company decided to make boots centered around the poster for Gomorrah, but here we are.